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3 people found this review helpful
0.6 hrs on record
Console UI is very dated, the original PC port UI is way better. The instant action selection in BF2 is a pain in the ass as well as the scrolling option for characters and spawn location at the start of each game. Ventress and Kit Fisto are ripped straight from mods, was hopping they'd maybe add voicelines or make their animations a bit less wonky. Sound is SO weird, lowered pitches in music and the BF1 map loading sound... very strange. Also I cannot change teams mid game (or at least i haven't been able to find out how) Oh and can't forget how weird the controls are for flying.
Don't care much about the Multiplayer, but it is very broken. FPS is a bit lower, and it is very shaky, games last less than 5 minutes. Spawns are also super weird.
I can no longer load my copy of BF1 so I was looking forward to playing a fixed / updated version of this game, but it feels like I'm playing an even older version.

As a huge fan of these games, this is VERY disappointing :( Really hoping Aspyr fixes these things and makes the UI more modern and closer to the og PC port.
Posted 14 March.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.1 hrs on record
… The secret side of me, I never let you see
I keep it caged but I can't control it
So stay away from me, the beast is ugly
I feel the rage and I just can't hold it
… It's scratching on the walls, in the closet, in the halls
It comes awake and I can't control it
Hiding under the bed, in my body, in my head
Why won't somebody come and save me from this, make it end?
… I feel it deep within, it's just beneath the skin
I must confess that I feel like a monster
I hate what I've become, the nightmare's just begun
I must confess that I feel like a monster
… I, I feel like a monster
I, I feel like a monster
… My secret side I keep hid under lock and key
I keep it caged but I can't control it
'Cause if I let him out he'll tear me up, break me down
Why won't somebody come and save me from this, make it end?
… I feel it deep within, it's just beneath the skin
I must confess that I feel like a monster
I hate what I've become, the nightmare's just begun
I must confess that I feel like a monster
… I feel it deep within, it's just beneath the skin
I must confess that I feel like a monster
I, I feel like a monster
I, I feel like a monster
… It's hiding in the dark, it's teeth are razor sharp
There's no escape for me, it wants my soul, it wants my heart
No one can hear me scream, maybe it's just a dream
Maybe it's inside of me, stop this monster
… I feel it deep within, it's just beneath the skin
I must confess that I feel like a monster
I hate what I've become, the nightmare's just begun
I must confess that I feel like a monster
… I feel it deep within, it's just beneath the skin
I must confess that I feel like a monster
I've gotta lose control, here's something radical
I must confess that I feel like a monster
… I, I feel like a monster
I, I feel like a monster
I, I feel like a monster
I, I feel like a monster
Posted 24 October, 2022.
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132 people found this review helpful
57 people found this review funny
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82.0 hrs on record (40.6 hrs at review time)
miku has me trapped in her basement
Posted 14 September, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
21.6 hrs on record (18.5 hrs at review time)
ratio
Posted 30 January, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
6.6 hrs on record (4.6 hrs at review time)
eventually needs more maps and updates, but this is well worth the time!!
Posted 28 June, 2021.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
87.6 hrs on record
you've never played half-life?
Posted 20 December, 2020. Last edited 30 January, 2022.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
11.5 hrs on record
It has been over six years since I last played this game, and I can confirm it still ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ sucks.
Posted 27 December, 2014. Last edited 21 October, 2020.
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