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304.7 hrs on record (74.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Dyson stick vacuum cleaners are engineered to be able to deep clean your home. The Dyson V15 Detect stick vacuum cleaner is our most powerful cordless vacuum with a high Torque cleaner head with anti-tangle technology powerfully sucks up dust and hair from all floors. A Dyson Hyperdymium™ motor spins at up to 125,000rpm to generate powerful Dyson suction.
Posted 8 October, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
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220.9 hrs on record (209.9 hrs at review time)
---How to play in an Unturned Server---

1: Gather food and basic weapons.
2: Establish a base of operations.
3: Fight off other players for dominance of your territory.
4: Brave high-tier zones for powerful equipment.
5: Fortify your base with your tactical architectural brilliance.

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6: Wait for server owners to get tilted when you keep clapping them and spawn 1000 rockets straight up your a**.
7: Cry.
Posted 7 July, 2019. Last edited 9 August, 2022.
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17.1 hrs on record (13.5 hrs at review time)
So you have three options...

---SOLO---
+Struggle against alien forces for SUPER EARTH!
+Use stratagems to gain a tactical upper hand!
+Unlock new and interesting weapons!

---CO-OP on EASY---
+Look, you don't ALL have to survive a level to win, sacrifices are optional (recommended).
+Become the fastest at calling in 'tactical airstrikes' at close-proximity...
+Killing your teammates is a power-move that asserts your dominance.

---CO-OP on HARD LEVELS---
+"Ok fine we can actually try this time" - proceeds to airstrike team anyway.
+Become the fastest at re-spawning your teammates! (Seriously, mf**king muscle-memory on that ♥♥♥♥.)
+Unlock new and powerful weapons!
+Lose because you lost concentration for 0.01 seconds and now you got tanks so deep up your ass.

Thank god friendly-fire is enabled.
Posted 7 July, 2019. Last edited 9 August, 2022.
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53.2 hrs on record (52.1 hrs at review time)
Great game where queuing for longer than 5 minutes matches you against pro-wannabe players from the mighty continent of Asia where the ping is high and the sweat is higher. glhf
Posted 7 July, 2019. Last edited 9 August, 2022.
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36.9 hrs on record (6.2 hrs at review time)
Thalassophobia simulator 2018
Posted 7 July, 2017. Last edited 9 August, 2022.
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