After a good game in dota, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great dotaand most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a dota lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then sunstriked him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Consider me a Player 2, a companion, a partner, and perhaps we can enjoy some video games together some time. I see you play pummel party, and are you good at mini games? I am a mini-game aficionado, so I would be happy to assist you in games. Platonically of course, unless you (like many others) change your mind on that. I look forward to our future together (as friends of course.)

Hi, 2k player here who reported lelephant. Lelephant was our position 5 pa. He built a Vlads and had around 29 last hits in 30 minutes. He would blink in 5 people in the middle of a fight, flame his allies, crit for 200 damage, and proceeded to yell "LELEPHANTED". We gave him position 1 farm so he could be a position -5. Granted, his unorthodox build worked and carried us to unique memes but I still felt it deserved a report.

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