"I would suck launder's ♥♥♥♥, get my $5 worth" - Conor Collins, 17/10/2014

vouched by A-ron

"I hope they add a heist where you abduct 8 children in GTA:V, that'd be rate good!" - Conor Collins, 22/10/2014

"Do you think Neil armstrong had a wank on the moon? I mean Imagine being the first person to ejaculate on the moon!" - Conor Collins, 23/10/2014

"Soon there will be porno on the moon! I'm telling you." - Conor Collins, 23/10/2014

"Do you suck homeless men's ♥♥♥♥♥, Aaron?" - Conor Collins, 24/10/2014

"Skrillex has no legs" - Liam Blemings, 24/10/2014

"Your mum sucks ♥♥♥♥." - "Isn't that a good thing?" - Lime and Sam Pedder, 29/10/2014

"I'll stick 9 towels up my arsehole" - Sam Pedder, 30/10/2014

"Imagine genuinely if you had a rectangle ♥♥♥♥." - Sam Pedder, 31/10/2014

"Do you want me to suck both of your ♥♥♥♥♥?" - Sam Pedder, 31/10/2014

"Get to the choppa!" - Filip Simeonov, 2/11/2014

"Sucky, Sucky M4A1-S Knight" - Lime, 5/11/2014

"#Yamskettaman" - Lime, 14/11/2014

"Scotland's a different country, so different timezones innit?" - Conor Collins, 16/11/2014

"Do you go to other parts of africa in Farcry 4 other than the Himalayas?" -Conor Collins, 25/11/2014

"Aunty Steve" - Archie Spencer "James" Marshall, 25/11/2014

"I'll suck your balls later!" -Conor Collins, 26/11/2014

"I'll give you this red hot willy" - Archie Spencer "James" Marshall, 01/12/2014

"Lime, i'll give you a big old kiss mate... right on the ♥♥♥♥!" - Archie Spencer "James" Marshall

"I was thinking of getting some gamer glasses!" - Conor Collins, 6/12/2014

"last place i would hide it, is up your ass" - Filip Simeonov, 12/12/2014

"Do you want me to finger you?" - Archie Spencer "James" Marshall, 22/12/2014

"We should have a Drunken sesh on Teamspeak!" - Conor Collins, 23/12/2014

"I can't stop gaying!" - Lime, 26/12/2014

"Who wants to ♥♥♥♥ me in the ass? ;)" - Archie Spencer "James" Marshall, 27/12/2014

"I'm going to relocate, relocate, relocate cec to my ass" - Archie Spencer "James" Marshall, 27/12/2014

"Did you your pizza ok?" - Shaun

"Some reptilian-monkey prick jumped out at me!" - Aaron Craig, 06/02/2015

"I never had a Dragon Lore" - Archie Spencer "James" Marshall

"I m Boogymen" - JOHN.WICK

"We're going to Jamaica" - Lime

"You're ♥♥♥♥! (to arch)" - Beth Aldridge, 20/02/2015

"Alright "Ejacula!" - Conor Collins, 20/02/2015

"Did he kill man?" - Aaron Craig, 06/03/2015

"Inb4, Nan-eater bug" - Lime, 24/03/2015

"I will crush you!" - Garrosh Hellscream 2015

"The AWP shoots!" - TheWarOwl, every day of his life

"I pound your bumhole, Lime" - Archie Spencer "James" Marshall

"I'm never gonna buy GTA:V" - Jordan Hoe

"Louie Kang" - Archie "James" Spencer Marshall

"And God said... wye aye man!" - Aaron's Geordie Vicar

"What tho" - Lime

"Peg me!" - Aaron craig

"♥♥♥♥ my ass!" - Conor Collins, - 02/08/2015

"Thank ♥♥♥♥!" - Jordan Hoe, - 02/08/2015

"That moth called lime's mums a fat" - 02/08/2015

"Your dad's a poledancer!" - Lime, - 02/08/2015

"Aww ya gaybo!" - Jordan Hoe, - 02/08/2015

"Stick my porkchop in ya bum" - Jordan Hoe, 02/08/2015

"I'm currently pissing all over myself right now" - Lime, 15/08/2015

"It my birthday I m gay" - Archie "james" spencer marshall, 23/11/2015

"How did she play quiet if she doesn't talk?" - Conor Colins, 02/10/2015

"I am two feet." - Filip Simeonov

"Apple have good intentions, I mean, they just wanna help people y'know all the spackers" - Jordan Hoe (Drunk) 22/10/2015