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6 of 10 (60%) achievements earned:
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Achievement

This is an achievement.
Unlocked 14 Feb, 2015 @ 5:17pm

Welcome back!

Quit the game and then start it again.
Unlocked 2 Jan, 2015 @ 4:05pm

Speed run

Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2014 @ 2:55pm

You can't jump

No seriously, we disabled it.
Unlocked 24 Aug, 2015 @ 3:02pm

Go outside

Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2021 @ 12:16am

Beat the game

Complete The Stanley Parable.
Unlocked 31 Dec, 2014 @ 2:32pm



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Click on door 430 five times.

Click on door 430 five times.

Commitment

Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.

Unachievable

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