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13 of 24 (54%) achievements earned:
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Exume To Consume

Discovered all of the artifacts buried in sand
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 2:26pm

Data mole

Smuggle a carrier pigeon into the next level
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 1:13pm

Essence of Pigeon

Spray 3 people with pheromones
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 1:03pm

Face Infectors

Defeat a microscopic squadron of bacteriophage
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 1:07pm

Spongiform Encephalopathy

Consume one brain steeped sandwich
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 1:23pm

Hasselhoff In A Pinch

Rescue the drowning man in the swimming pool
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 2:39pm

Heroine Chic

Apply lipstick VERY generously to your face
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 2:49pm

Jacques Voyeur: Room Explorer

Explore other guest rooms at the resort
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 2:43pm

But She Can Fly...

Win a round of pillow fight
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 3:17pm

DJ Compact Disc Jockey

Scratch 2 compact discs in the bachelor pad
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 3:14pm

Bloody Mary On The Rocks

Serve a bloody mary
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 3:28pm

Breaking The Mold

Consume vast quantities of jelly to fulfill ethical responsibilities
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 3:34pm

Clean As A Whistle

Find and utilize a bidet
Unlocked 29 Jun, 2023 @ 3:11pm



Saliva Surrogate

Assist a saliva deficient individual by fulfilling their stationary needs

Conversationalist

Talk to 3 inanimate cardboard boxes

Serious Degaussing Skills

Degauss 4 undercover agents in the park

Long Distance Charges

Dial all phone menu options

Verbal Morality Statute

Dial various four letter words into the Nippon Telnet phone terminal

Insurance Premiums Increase

Shatter all vases in the shop

Above And Beyond The Spider of Duty

Collect all 8 spiders in the restaurant

Around The World In 80 Puns

Visit all travel destinations in the world

Don't Get Involved

Kiss 3 people while wearing lipstick

A Kissenger For All Seasons

Get kissed by an unhygienic individual on two separate occasions

Polyplegic

Land awkwardly while diving at the pool