Octopuses 😂🐙 do not have any bones 🍖 with the exception 😮 of their beaks 🦆🐥. So if you 👈🏼 are responsible 👍 and literally 👋 depraved 💇💅 enough 💦 to be the life 👤 support ❤ of your 👉 eight 8️⃣ legged friend 😏👬👭, you 👈 can debeak it like 👍 how you 👉🏻 declaw a cat 🐈 and push ✋ your 👈🏼 member 🍇🤔 into its feed 🥄 chute 💯👌👀.
You 👉 can then let 👫 it subsist on 🔛 your 👉🅱 baby 👶 batter 🦇.
An octopus 🐙 is smart 😂🤓🔥. Very 👍✅ smart 🧠. It will learn 🎓 that without ❌🚫 its beak 🦆, it cannot 🚫 feed 🥄 on 🔛 anything 😯 else 😩 but 🍑 your 👉 human 👤 seed 🌱🍂 that has to be milked 🥛🍼 from you 👉.

Every 💯 morning 💤🌄, you 👉💁🏼‍♀️ will feel 😜 your 👉 clothes 👖👗👕 slide 📦 off 📴 and a damp 💦 weight ⚖ on 🔛 your 😋👉 lower ⬇ half 💀.

The sensation 💰 creeps 😱💥 up ⬆ your 👉 body 😍 until most of the jiggly 🍑🇰🇵 mass 🌍 has enveloped ✉ your 👉🏿 entire 🇺🇸 length 📏. It will start 💢 pumping 💪 as fast ⚡😌♂ as it can for it is hungry 🍆.
The animal 🐶 gyrates its empty 🗑 stomach 😮 and the folds 🎰🎲 of its brains 🧠🤤 on 🔛 your 👉 glans, begging 😩 for nutrition 💩😤.
You 👉 climax 😰😓😵 and give 🎁💝 the marine 🌊 creature 💯🙂 its breakfast 🌞🍽. The pumping 💪 slows 🐢 down 🔻 but 🍑 doesn't stop 🛑 to milk 🍼 out the last 😍 few drops ⏬💧 of its meal 🍽.
Looking 👀 into its yellow ⚠ animal 😺 eyes 👀, it looks 👀 back 🔙 with a thousand-yard stare 👀. This will be routine 😏😝💢 for all 😤 of its meals 🍽 for its 3-5 👵 years 📅💯 on 🔛 this earth 🌏🤷🏽‍♀️

https://www.helpguide.org/articles/addictions/gambling-addiction-and-problem-gambling.htm

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