retardman more likely. gl if you get this failed abortion in your team, loves to talk but cant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ play for ♥♥♥♥. absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ imbecile that got boosted to ancient

According to the well known researcher Timmerbeast, one of the primary components of Semen (♥♥♥) is Zinc. Each ml of Semen (♥♥♥) contains about 1411.2 micrograms of Zinc, or about 0.0014112 grams. The Density of Zinc is about 7.133g/cm3, and a good volume for a Two-handed greatsword is about 140.85 cubic inches, or about 2308cm3, this means that to make a two-handed greatsword out of Zinc we need about 15764 grams of Zinc. If one ml of Semen (♥♥♥) contains 0.0014112 grams of zinc, then we need a total of around 11,170,700 ml (or about 2950.7 gallons) of Semen (♥♥♥) to make a two-handed greatsword.

I recently acquired information that Timmerbeast is in possession of a reservoir of Shrek's ♥♥♥. It's hidden from aerial view so the government helicopters can't detect it, it's about 4000 tons worth of ogre ♥♥♥, preserved using next-generation preservation techniques. It's temperature-regulated, and stored in a silo that mimics Shrek's testicles (Shreksticles according to Timmerbeast) therefore it's as if the sperm had never even left Shrek in the first place. The famous researcher Timmerbeast is on the verge of an earth-shattering discovery! With his expertise, developments on the inner workings of the male reproductive systems are imminent. To support this genius and passionate man, you can apply as a test subject. In this process, you will receive instructions and a tablespoon of superior quality molecularly modified Shrek ♥♥♥. Additional quantities will cost $5500 per tbsp. 50% of the proceeds go directly to Shrek, and the other 50% fund research and preservation efforts.

Not only is Timmerbeast a god-tier DOTA player, he also is a genius artist and researcher. His song 'Brandslang' might seem bad to normal people, but if you listen closely, you can tell that the notes and vocals used in this song are actually very unique and intricate. As a professional musician, I am capable of seeing that. As a researcher, Timmerbeast focuses on the liquids made by the male reproductive organs possibly helping millions of men worldwide in the future. His drive and sheer focus are an inspiration to us all.

Needless to say, I also look forward to his new album 'Bij de brandweer'.

Timmerbeast is a genius artist. His song 'Brandslang' might seem bad to normal people, but if you listen closely, you can tell that the notes and vocals used in this song are actually very unique and intricate. As a professional musician, I am capable of seeing that. This song breaks the law of music theory, and that might sound bad to you, but it's said that it can only be done by a genius. The drums have a subtle ting to it, and the chords are even able to give people shivers of pure satisfaction. The way the wave of the synths moves is just simply incredible. According to history, Mozart once actually said that he had tried to make a song with these notes before, but he eventually gave up after trying countless times as it was too hard for his mind to comprehend. However, we can clearly see that this artist (Timmerbeast) who made this song, is simply a genius. I look forward to his new album 'Bij de brandweer'.

Timmerbeast is a genius artist. His song 'Brandslang' might seem bad to normal people, but if you listen closely, you can tell that the notes and vocals used in this song are actually very unique and intricate. As a professional musician, I am capable of seeing that. This song breaks the law of music theory, and that might sound bad to you, but it's said that it can only be done by a genius. The drums have a subtle ting to it, and the chords are even able to give people shivers of pure satisfaction. The way the wave of the synths moves is just simply incredible. According to history, Mozart once actually said that he had tried to make a song with these notes before, but he eventually gave up after trying countless times as it was too hard for his mind to comprehend. However, we can clearly see that this artist (Timmerbeast) who made this song, is simply a genius. I look forward to his new album 'Bij de brandweer'.