Kommer på straks, skal bare dusje først

bob gizmo more like gizmore these nuts

oi

haha xd

Sometimes I like to eat spaghetti with some type of expensive cheese. My neighbors hate when I enter their home at 3am to start cooking.

To the North I see headstones, but to my surprise - no grass, no dirt, and no clay.

To the South is the smallest you probably can't visit, then nothing for a very long way.

To the West is a garden fit for the gods with very few things that decay.

To the East is a needle that cannot be threaded and needs very few letters to say.

They say outside where I came from, there are none larger. Where and what am I?