Asa Akira
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SheffAlex 19 Sep, 2017 @ 2:48pm 
Fellas? Is it gay to ♥♥♥♥ a girl, because she's literally half of her dad's genetics so you basically ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ her dad who is a dude and that's pretty gay if you ask me
SheffAlex 2 Dec, 2016 @ 3:27am 
talks strayan. immediately hot even if ugly
SheffAlex 28 Sep, 2016 @ 6:51am 
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! holds up spork my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!
love and waffles,
t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
SheffAlex 28 Sep, 2016 @ 6:51am 
I dont know what to say, so here is my family recipe for Ham and Cheese sandwhiches.

Ham and Cheese sandmiches can be a delicious snack just for you. Dont panic, its not as hard as it sounds. This recipe comes from my ancient ancestors and is perfected to be perfect, it may be challenging but it could be the most rewarding meal you have ever made in your pathetic life.

First, heres what you need.

- Ham
- Cheese
- 2 Slices of Bread

Now heres what you need to do.

it gets real from here on, theres no going back
it gets tricky, so just calm down

Step One : aquire ham
Step Two : get a grip on that cheese
a real grip, dont be a ♥♥♥♥♥
Step Three : slap them onto those slices of bread
Step Seven : Profit
Impress, get some ladies while having a decent meal.
Hope I was able to help.
SheffAlex 28 Sep, 2016 @ 6:50am 
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