Dear egirl...

I love you so much it hurts. You make me so happy. You are absolutely breathtaking. You slay life as well as this look. I’m so thankful for seeing this and being able to comment on your videos. I love everything about you from your simple acts of kindness to your great achievements. You are an incredible person and you deserve all the happiness in the world. I hope you had a wonderful day or night. you are a flower that can grow again after a forest fire. You are smart, powerful and brave. You slay life to the fullest. You live up to your dreams. I’m so grateful for being a part of your life even if it’s through touch screens. I wish I could tell you in person how much you mean to me or how much I love you. You are so special and unique. May you achieve all your goals in life. I love you so much. You are perfectionism.
I love you
I love you
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Xoxo

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PRAISE THE EMPEROR

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