My mum (77F) told me (12M) to do the dishes (16) but I (12M) was too busy playing Fortnite (3 kills) so I (12M) grabbed my controller (DualShock 4) and threw it at her (138kph). She ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ died, and I (12M) went to prison (18 years). While in prison I (12M) incited several riots (3) and assumed leadership of a gang responsible for smuggling drugs (cocaine) into the country. I (12M) also ordered the assassination of several celebrities (Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley and Jeffrey Epstein) and planned a terrorist attack.
Am I the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥?

Sorry if this is an offensive reply but not really sorry because I am
sick to death of this woman @Voidwalker in her moms basement running his keyboard warrior mouth about how I have a low intelligence level and live in my moms basement.. if that sounds like you then you can eat a bag of ♥♥♥♥♥ and ♥♥♥♥ yourself with your moms 18 inch glass dildo. Seriously who are you to talk to a fifty year old man who watches anime occasionally for fun. You are what's wrong with the world. You sit in your little bubble talking smack...super brave of you...what have you done in this world to make it better. I could list my accomplishments but would rather not brag cause I'm not a douche canoe.

First comment in 2 years!

You look quite mad in this picture.

Enjoy Skyrim, App!