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ℳerry ℭhristmas & A ℋappy 2025
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ℳerry ℭhristmas & A ℋappy 2024
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ℳerry ℭhristmas & A ℋappy 2023
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♥〃´`)
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(¸,·´ (¸*♥Merry Christmas &
Happy Holidays ♥〃´`)
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(¸,·´ (¸*♥
ℳerry ℭhristmas & A ℋappy 2022
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lemonflayed:
oh look
12am
its new year xD
in the future
[10:30 AM]
static:
welcome to 2021 from the past
No need for you to imagine now! I can't promise it's not 1000 killer bees inside this box!
ℳerry ℭhristmas & A ℋappy 2021
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𝒃𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒍𝒖𝒄𝒌 𝒍𝒆𝒎𝒐𝒏
ℳerry ℭhristmas & A ℋappy 2020
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HaxorHayZeus:
shall we continue our tps adventure?
[2:10 PM]
static:
sure
[2:11 PM]
HaxorHayZeus:
alright gimme a sec
getting out of prison
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𝚊 𝚋𝚞𝚗𝚌𝚑 𝚘𝚏 𝚕𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚗𝚜 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚕𝚎 𝚊 𝚋𝚘𝚊𝚝, 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚍𝚊 𝚌𝚢𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝚙𝚘𝚕𝚒𝚜!
now to move to third base with that npc, whose father keeps pimping out to him!!!!
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THAT IS NOT A F*CKING SCARECROW!! MURDERER!
#disappointmented
he rather spend 4k on an axe upgrade
#priorities
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(¸,·´ (¸*ℳerry ℭhristmas! <3
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………*♥☺♥☺♥♫*♣♥♫♥☺♥☺ ♥*…
…….*♥♣♫♥♣♥☺♥♫♥☺♥� �♫♣♥*…
…….*♥♥☺♣♥♫♥♥♫♥☺♥♫ ♥♣☺♥♥*…
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(¸,·´ (¸*♥Merry Christmas &
Happy Holidays ♥〃´`)
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`.✫`.............. *♥☺♥•♥•☺♥*.
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(☆*✦✦ℳerry ℭhristmas & A ℋappy 2019✦✦ *☆ )
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˛ °_██_*。*./ \ .˛* .˛.*.★*MERRY CHRISTMAS*★ 。*
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*(...'•'.. ) *˛╬╬╬╬╬˛°.|田田 |門|╬╬╬╬ .
¯˜"*°••°*"˜¯`´¯˜"*°••°*"˜¯`¬´¯˜"*°´¯˜"*°••°*"˜¯`´¯˜"*°•~ And Happy New Year
ℳerry ℭhristmas & A ℋappy 2019
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◦ 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚠𝚗𝚊 𝚒𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚊𝚗 𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚒𝚍𝚎 𝚓𝚘𝚔𝚎; 𝚠𝚎'𝚟𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚎𝚎𝚗 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊 𝚕𝚒𝚎
◦ 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚜𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚕𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚗 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚏𝚒𝚛𝚖𝚎𝚍 :)
◦ 𝚝𝚘𝚕𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚗 𝚍𝚞𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚒𝚗𝚜𝚞𝚕𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚛 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚒 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚝𝚘 "𝚋𝚛𝚋 𝚒 𝚏𝚕𝚒𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚗 𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚊𝚗"
↳ 𝚏𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚕𝚢 𝚎𝚡𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚒𝚗 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚒 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚜𝚘𝚗𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚑𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚗𝚘 𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚊
HaxorHayZeus: sure. how could i say no to playing with my hoe? XD
static: need to quote that.
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plot twist: turns out he was the farmer who was mad at cow bullets and started India's revolution.
#EXPOSED
◦ 𝚝𝚎𝚊𝚌𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚗 𝚜𝚞𝚍𝚘𝚔𝚞 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚕𝚎𝚍𝚐𝚎
↳ 𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝚏𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚋𝚢 𝚐𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚜𝚘𝚕𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐
WE KNOW