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"I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith fell out the rollercoaster? Yeah, he didn't drop far, mind you, just onto the tracks, but the carnival people wouldn't stop the ride 'cause all the other people paid good money and Keith snuck on for free, so he had to dodge for, like, 20 minutes or so."

homwer :)

but u have to.. be my girlfriend!! *snickers nerfariously* /thinks to self/ 'man, if this works. I'll get this cute girl to be my girlfriend and I'll ride the cool roller coasters! c'mon, luck be a lady tonight!' *crosses fingers and gulps* s-so.. *adjusts collar and looks firmly* what do you say to my proposal? *waits patiently*

your standards are too high anon, you can find a qtp2t autistic girl that will respect your software freedom while she watches the sonic movie for the 123rd time on your plex server

As a twenty-one years old single male I think it's very hard to find a girl who's actually interested in free software. I've had girls jokingly ask to "Netflix and chill" but when I tell her that I don't use Netflix since Netflix requires proprietary software to stream content, they stop talking to me. And worse if they do stay they think I'm weird since I blocked google IP's in my host file and we can't even watch youtube. Once I get their numbers since I've added customs roms to my phone and refuse to use sms since it's a security concern I require all of my friends to download a free and open source messaging app and I share with them my public gpg key so that we can verify that our conversations are secure. And I can't use sites like tinder since it's not only proprietary software but a major privacy vulnerability. How come it is so hard to find a girl concerned about software freedom. I feel like I'm going to be a virgin forever.

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M THROWING YOU OUT OF MY PLANE, BIG GUY😭👋

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🚫ERROR!🚫 💯BIG💯 Guys are irreplaceable💖
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Send this to ten other 👪Big Guys👪 who crashes your💦plane💦Or never get to call ittin☁again❌❌😬😬❌❌
If you get 0 Back: Extra charge for them 🚫🚫👿
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5 back: You're banes hired gun😽👼💦
10+ back: BIG GUY😛😛💕💕💦👅👅

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He's FLIRTY. Wow, wish I could play again :0

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Ok, this is ABSOLUTE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I went to take a test in class yesterday, and when I saw some sexy looking quadratics, my boner engaged. When I found the y-intercept of the equation, I couldn't help it!!! I closed my eyes, and I TORE my ♥♥♥♥ to shreds, using whip like motions and pulled with great force. Thing is, I nutted all over the kid sitting right next to me, and the teacher got all pissed at me, screaming at me for jacking off on a classmate. I told that ♥♥♥♥♥ to shut the ♥♥♥♥ up, and that jacking off is a natural, artistic, and beautiful process. He should BE HAPPY that my semen is all over him, maybe he can learn a lesson or two about the culture and art of jacking off. HOWEVER, the teacher didn't agree with me. She KICKED ME OUT of the classroom, and I didn't even finish taking the test. Not only THAT, but they made me clean up my ♥♥♥ after it already dried out and solidified on the carpet. THATS TORTURE!!

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hey man it’s mrjoe, brazil man and i talk about you every now and then, i forgot what exactly ticked us off but whatever it was we apologize for reacting so harshly and all is forgiven. it’d be cool if we were pals again, like the good times... #♥♥♥♥♥reunion #♥♥♥♥♥hittinguplongtimenosee♥♥♥♥♥s #♥♥♥♥♥smissingol♥♥♥♥♥

daaaa انها ثا فوكين ‘D O مزدوج G (سنوب دوج) دا دا دا دا دااا تعلمون im mobbin’ مع D.R.E ‎[كوروبت] نعم نعم نعم ، أنت تعرف من هو الاحتياطي في هذا المتحرك * أصداء * ‎[سنوب] ماذا ماذا ماذا؟ ‎[كوروبت] حتى الحريق الاعشاب هناك ‎[سنوب] احترق [Kurupt] الحريق الذي القرف ♥♥♥♥♥ نعم يستيقظون سنوب ‎الآية واحدة: [snoop] Top dogg شرائهم جميعًا نيغا يحرقون هذا القرف DPGC بدوره ♥♥♥♥♥ هذا القرف CPT ، LBC نعم نحن ربط ‘N احتياطي N’ عندما يقرعون هذا في نادي الطفل يجب أن تستيقظ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ، المخدرات التجار نعم يعطونها “حياة منخفضة ، فتى الحياة الذي نعيشه” انتهز الفرصة لذلك نحن نرقص “في الحفلة”

This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It's me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you'd see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say "Yup, that's me". I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I'm assured everyday this character is me in every way.

You absolute numbskull, you bumbling idiot, none of the constant dribble that has came out of the word spewer you call a mouth has made any sense in the slightest. I hate you and everything you stand for, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ devolved orangutan wasting everyones time. Instead of constantly spewing nonsense, pick up a book and learn something, you IDIOT. I have never met someone that's as much as an absolute CRETIN as you. You are a childish and idiotic excuse for a human, you absolute ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiotic, brainless, believes everything people tell you, BUFFOON.

Can someone get this fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥ to stop posting on my profile???? @steamsupport

Dear heavenly blessed beauty, I have been staring at your profile picture speechless and in awe for the past hour or so. That deep gaze in your eyes, your perfect smile, all of your features just seem to all come together so well, almost angelical in a sense I suppose. The reason I am writing this is to let you know that I think I have found the most beautiful woman to grace us with her presence on our planet, and I am of course talking about you.

I know this might mean absolutely nothing to you, and you probably get many of these types of messages/posts on Steam and in real life BUT please understand that I am being as genuine as ever when I say that you are the ultimate dictionary definition of perfection, and I hope that one day God can bestow me with a woman as beautiful as you, I would be forever grateful. I hope that this message finds you well, I do not care if I get a response to this, I am just simply stating the obvious and had to let you know how I really felt.

The only thing worse than your logic is your manners. I have snipped away most of your of what you wrote, because, well ... it didn't really say anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing together a bunch of insults among a load of babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in life, after you have learned to read, write, spell, and count, you will have more success. True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us "normal" people take for granted that everyone has an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget that there are "challenged" persons in this world who find these things to be difficult. If I had known that this was true in your case then I would have never have exposed myself to what you wrote. It just wouldn't have been "right." Sort of like parking in a handicap space. I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you.

can i subscribe to your onlyfans account for a discounted rate, ma'am?

hey cutie~how old are you? if youre atleast 18 we should maybe meet irl and ill play with you
i saw you play tf2,dota,and csgo and maybe we could cyber sex on mic in game and make everyone feel lewd from us being lewd~if you want to snapchat or kik just pm me,and ill always be up to us exchanging facebooks.a littler about me:im japanese,18,kinda short x3,kinky,pale,skinny,and bi.if (you want pics just ask).anyways,if you want to actually like date or something add me~i wont add you first though,if you add me ill know you want to date,if i add first imight have to face another rejection...and get depressed n stuff.anyways,i love you,hope you consider~!nya~!

I never thought that ordinary people could have such huge gaming skills, but I was wrong. This player is a potential threat to players from the famous Counter Strike: Global Offensive. His mind is based mainly on the disposition of brilliant, brilliant, and well thought-out tactics through which the opponents clutch their heads around the round. The huge amount of intelligence quotient has also allowed him to create perfect mouse movements, which is associated with the best level of aim around the world. I find the aforementioned player, who I do not think I have to represent anyone, is striving for a well-known top ranking hltv top1 players worldwide.

Thanks for putting my original meme in response to your original, unprovoked and entirely unfounded jab at me in the beginning smile It made my mockery of your voice and script that much funnier. Cheers. Still waiting on your official explanation of your claim that you "accidentally" used DBAN to delete the footage that "proved you didn't stream snipe". I'm still confused as to why it appears that nobody has heard more than two words of an explanation out of you about it, except for me and seeing as how you banned me from your Discord by simply asking your followers if they ever heard the story from you, I remain curious. Unless, of course your "explanation" was in this video, in which case 40 mins is WAYYY too long man, not gonna bother, would rather watch Corbett Report or something that'll actually help me gain IQ as opposed to lose it. Best of luck doing you brother, peace

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Hello. I love your gameplay. I'm a fan. I want to subscribe someday. But I can't do it because I'm an elementary school student sorry. But I always support you. Please stay active until the day I can support your channel. I love You. I'm sorry, my English is not good. From a distant country.

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!

DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!

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*~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*

Ho-ola... soy nueva aqui y quisiera presentarme : S *Voltea hacia un lado sonrojada* Me llamo *Pasa saliva* Mi-Mimi...tengo 14 años y soy una nekita kawai °///° *Juguetea con su faldita toda sonrojada* y busco un neko o un amo que quiera jugar conmigo *c va dejando un rastro de jugos ♥♥♥♥♥♥les* O///O

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thanks for all the feet pics babe

please stop saying swears on kik my mom checks my phone seriously its not funny shes gonna take my phone and then we wont be able to text bro

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hi sexy i saw you at the supermarket last night when you were shopping for your dads bbq and thought that you looked kinda fresh, maybe we could hangout sometime at my place its really roomy and nice, we would have so much space to "goof" around and play fight, anyways add me on snapchat baby girl

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ remember you, you damn pervert. You were that guy that pushed me on the McDonald's parking lot floor and violently shoved a ♥♥♥♥ in my mouth and told me, "You have to drink it all~" and slapped me in the face with it for 3 minutes while repeating the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ phrase over and over again, "You like this, don't you? Dirty slut~". Then when you were about to squirt you shoved in in my mouth and you forced me to gag and swallow it. You then said, "Choke on it you slut!" and left me to rot in the corner. Not only that, but you damaged my throat so badly, everytime I eat or drink anything I can still taste your salty, thick ♥♥♥ in my throat. Now, everytime I'm having a good time eating my favorite foods, I always remember you licking your lips and moaning.

Im down

Wondering if your still selling your food stamps, you said 25/75 you still down or nah?

:) gotcha

must be nice having no friends.

-rep toxic face cams

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no im not

You are true master billy!!

-rep upset over past games and taking it out on other players

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