Oh hey, I didn't see you all the way down there! Huh? You wanna lick my toes clean? But I haven't showered in months. They're so nasty and stinky, and there's so much toe cheese. Are you sure? Well alright, go ahead then! What? You're starting to regret your choice? Well, there's no going back now. Lick them... or... I'm gonna rub you between my toes! Ya, that's the good stuff.

After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party.
When he arrived, He came close to me and said "I want your mouse". I thought he forgot to bring his mouse so I gave him a mouse. But he said "not this mouse". And he started to stare me. And all of a sudden he grabbed my D**K and he said "this mouse". I slapped him and kicked him out of my house.
Don't trust this gay.

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OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥ing love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night andw atch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it ♥♥♥♥ing kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.

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No joke, Crazy Frog made me realize i was gay. rewatched all of the crazy frog videos again and again, pausing whenever there was a good shot of his floppy donger. I noticed was getting hard during one viewing, so started jerking off to the frog monster's little weeny. Probably the best Nut of my life, and I've been chasing that feeling ever since. have always wanted to have sex with Crazy Frog. have fantasized about this for many years, and I have always masturbated to this though and only this thought. want him to hover and fly towards me until his d1ck makes contact with my male genitalia and I scream in pleasure and he uses his frog hawg to penetrate my human hole.