Most autistic ♥♥♥♥ I ever laid my eyes upon

like dawg bro dog brother brethren when she asked me to skibidi her toilet I was literally ohio rizzing at 3 am while ambatukam was blowing like ong fr frfr real moment like it was a top 10 sigma grindset moment so when i started to skibid her toilet i was literally legitimately technically "ambadeblou" type beat. Anyway so then she played with my roblox and I was literally like "omg thats so sussy your the impostor you need to vent :0" and she was literally ong fr being like "no not my skibidi sigma rizzlord i could never be sussy baka" and so when I was about to sigma her skibidi rizzer when i saw what the dawg was doing and I was like "at this point that gyatt of a sussy grimace shaker rizz of a dawg dog doge is literally ambasingh" and so then she said "omg the ambasingh is such a sigma rizzler move oh my gyatt. Like never back down never what?!" and so then with my ohio skibidi sigma gyatt type beat I literally skibided all over her toilet

PAUL MACH DIE FUNSEL AUS MAN

+rep nice Hairline

+rep hat den gelben trust factor verdient

I met this person on fresh wipe in CSGO.
He said he needed a good teammate, so I accepted the invite.
After a good wipe in CSGO, I added him.
We chatted a lot which resulted in us becoming good friends.
Lots of fun, lots of good CS moments and most importantly: true friendship.
I invited him for a CSGO lan party over at my place.
He said he's coming, so I looked forward to meeting him IRL.
When he arrived at my house he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling on my ear.
I felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ pushing against mine.
I surprised him with the double whammy double cummy.
We're married now.