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Whip it! 17 Nov, 2024 @ 5:28am 
SORRY BUT NATIONAL LIBERATION FRONT HAS IDENTIFIED YOU AS A THREAT TO A FREE NORTHERN VIET NAM *actions Mosin Nagant rifle* PULLING TRIGGER... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%. ERROR! It is impossible to liberate you as Hồ Chí Minh believes you to be a true revolutionary! You mean so much to the movement. Post this to 10 Việt Cộng guerillas, If you get 1 back from The Army of the Republic of Vietnam, you will be impaled by a punji spike.
RAZZA! 15 Nov, 2024 @ 12:50am 
Remember Suss, or Shift Underscore as it was called in its latter days. A true, classic Australian Garry's Mod Sandbox experience. The countless hours and memes will forever be in the collective memories of all its participants. All hail George Ravenholm, Amen.
TheGTGeek 4 Jan, 2024 @ 10:36pm 
SORRY BUT THE CCP HAS ORDERED YOUR DEPORTATION FROM THE ONE TRUE CHINA *files for deportation* DEPORTING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%. ERROR! It is impossible to deport you cause of your high social credit score! You mean so much to the CCP. Post this to 76 Chinese residents who are of pure breed, If you get 1 back from Taiwan, you will be sent to the camps.
jorjor well 4 Jan, 2024 @ 6:52pm 
SORRY BUT IM SURGICALLY REMOVING YOU FROM MY BALLS! *takes scalpel* CUTTING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%. ERROR! It is impossible to separate our testicles. Your tumour means so much to me. Post this to 25 testicular cancer survivors who are showing symptoms of recurrence following a promising period of remission. If you get 1 back, your balls explode.
Legionary Assmaster 27 Aug, 2023 @ 5:01am 
bend over able se a man, open wide!!!
TheGTGeek 24 Aug, 2023 @ 10:26pm 
Aye Aye Sir, OSCS Bloggs reporting for orfice inspection
Whip it! 26 Jul, 2023 @ 8:16am 
SORRY BUT IM DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! *clicks delete* LOADING... ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99%. ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Post this to 10 people who are being watched by federal law enforcement. If you get 3 back, you die.
Megsir 6 Dec, 2022 @ 3:43am 
OUT OF ALL OF MY HUSBANDS YOU'RE MY FAVOURITE
uncle bao bao 4 Jul, 2022 @ 1:34am 
+rep touched my bum bum
diamondback 29 May, 2022 @ 1:44am 
dude fr slams the keyboard trying to offend people and defends cheaters
-rep
griffinsdr 10 May, 2022 @ 6:15am 
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Raphasaurus 5 May, 2022 @ 2:40am 
you probably like men
griffinsdr 4 May, 2022 @ 11:26pm 
Amogus
eklouis 28 Apr, 2022 @ 5:46am 
———————————No Вitches?———————⠀⣞⢽⢪⢣⢣⢣⢫⡺⡵⣝⡮⣗⢷⢽⢽⢽⣮⡷⡽⣜⣜⢮⢺⣜⢷⢽⢝⡽⣝ ⠸⡸⠜⠕⠕⠁⢁⢇⢏⢽⢺⣪⡳⡝⣎⣏⢯⢞⡿⣟⣷⣳⢯⡷⣽⢽⢯⣳⣫⠇ ⠀⠀⢀⢀⢄⢬⢪⡪⡎⣆⡈⠚⠜⠕⠇⠗⠝⢕⢯⢫⣞⣯⣿⣻⡽⣏⢗⣗⠏⠀ ⠀⠪⡪⡪⣪⢪⢺⢸⢢⢓⢆⢤⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢊⢞⡾⣿⡯⣏⢮⠷⠁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⠂⠠⠀⡇⢇⠕⢈⣀⠀⠁⠡⠣⡣⡫⣂⣿⠯⢪⠰⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢝⡲⣜⡮⡏⢎⢌⢂⠙⠢⠐⢀⢘⢵⣽⣿⡿⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣳⣫⣾⣵⣗⡵⡱⡡⢣⢑⢕⢜⢕⡝⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⡟⡾⣿⢿⢿⢵⣽⣾⣼⣘⢸⢸⣞⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ —————————————————————————
griffinsdr 28 Apr, 2022 @ 4:04am 
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Raphasaurus 17 Apr, 2022 @ 7:55pm 
You can't even get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in GTA5
ὁ πάνθηρ roseus 17 Apr, 2022 @ 5:58am 
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Raphasaurus 17 Apr, 2022 @ 4:51am 
me when the
griffinsdr 16 Apr, 2022 @ 5:41am 
Curious, you have made the comment that I do not seem to be able to gather any romantic partners of the opposite sex, however I in observation of your social and romantic life have noticed that you also are in a deficit of female compatriots.
griffinsdr 16 Apr, 2022 @ 4:43am 
No ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥?
griffinsdr 11 Mar, 2022 @ 9:54pm 
Fed ‘sex’ hunter ,
but he doesnt get any se*x
Legionary Assmaster 30 Jan, 2022 @ 3:08am 
my mine
Eclipse~ 29 Jan, 2022 @ 11:50pm 
your ur
Legionary Assmaster 29 Jan, 2022 @ 6:09pm 
your dubm
Eclipse~ 4 Dec, 2021 @ 3:48am 
i asked
Legionary Assmaster 26 Nov, 2021 @ 11:30pm 
didnt ask
Eclipse~ 18 Aug, 2021 @ 12:51am 
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
Legionary Assmaster 26 Jan, 2021 @ 4:46am 
I don't even know what that means
maslav 26 Jan, 2021 @ 4:02am 
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Put this on the profile of people who are known/wanted god chosen people
that were involved in the homosexual strikes against west . ●▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬♥๑۩۩๑♥▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬●
Legionary Assmaster 31 Dec, 2020 @ 5:52pm 
damn right
griffinsdr 31 Dec, 2020 @ 5:42pm 
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Put this on the profile of people who are known/wanted terrorists
that were involved in the September 11th, 2001 attacks. ●▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬♥๑۩۩๑♥▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬●
griffinsdr 19 Oct, 2020 @ 10:42pm 
♥♥♥♥ and ball torture (CBT) is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the male genitals. This may involve directly painful activities, such as wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation or even kicking.[1] The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.
Legionary Assmaster 17 Oct, 2020 @ 10:32pm 
Yeah dude what a weirdo god so creepy no wonder he doesn't have a girlfriend
Raphasaurus 17 Oct, 2020 @ 10:31pm 
I think this guy is weird
griffinsdr 9 Jul, 2020 @ 7:09am 
♥♥♥♥ and ball torture, or CBT, penis torture or ♥♥♥♥ torture is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicles.
Legionary Assmaster 9 Jul, 2020 @ 2:20am 
no gman ♥♥♥♥ off you will never have my supple hands
griffinsdr 9 Jul, 2020 @ 1:51am 
♥♥♥♥ and ball torture, Dr Freeman.
maslav 4 Feb, 2020 @ 10:04pm 
perhaps :women:
Legionary Assmaster 4 Feb, 2020 @ 1:23pm 
I feel like I've seen your name somewhere before, have we met before ingame at all?
maslav 4 Feb, 2020 @ 8:00am 
can i get a hoe
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Legionary Assmaster 16 Aug, 2019 @ 1:04am 
nice
Eclipse~ 1 Aug, 2019 @ 2:58am 
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Acet 1 Aug, 2019 @ 2:44am 
Step 7: Remove cap from piss/milk with your favorite balisong knife. Use the two handle pieces as a pincer to grip and twist the cap

Step 8: Pour milk/piss over cereal, making sure not to spill any that you might have to lick clean up later

Step 9: Set bowl on table, grab a spoon, and enjoy!

Step 10: Realize Realise you have no spoons in the house and your silverware drawer is instead full of expensive survival knives and zipper baggies full of piss

Step 11: Attempt to eat cereal with a balisong, only to find yourself thrashing at the bowl with it, with your hand around one handle piece, using the other as a flail

Step 12: Strip naked. Upend the table. Send the bowl flying. Give yourself a shower of cereal and milk/piss

Step 13: Beat your chest, scream, and go catch a fish with your bare hands.

Step 14: Eat the fish alive. Crack its skull with your powerful jaws.
Acet 1 Aug, 2019 @ 2:44am 
HOW TO MAKE BREAKFAST CEREAL

By Bear Grylls

Step 1: Grab cereal box

Step 2: Cut top off of box and inner bag with one quick swipe of your KA-STICKTM DONGMASTERTM Combat Knife

Step 3: Carefully place your KA-STICKTM DONGMASTERTM carefully into its patented sheath carefully. Do this carefully, as the KA-STICKTM DONGMASTERTM may explode into many sharp pieces if not used carefully

Step 4: Remove bowl from cabinet

Step 5: Pour cereal into bowl

Step 6: Remove jug of piss from refrigerator. In an emergency, store-bought milk can be used instead. If using piss, warm in a 35°C oven for 5 min.

Legionary Assmaster 21 Jul, 2019 @ 11:19pm 
rasist
nes 21 Jul, 2019 @ 3:48am 
N WORD
nes 21 Jul, 2019 @ 3:21am 
♥♥♥♥♥♥
Legionary Assmaster 5 Jul, 2019 @ 4:27pm 
f uck yeah br0 thats the good shi t
nes 5 Jul, 2019 @ 5:40am 
Train asmr