NEWS FLASH
Missing: One half of the vanilla midgets!

I sexually identify as a sniper. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of raining clouds of shrapnel down upon my enemies. People say to me that an Earthshaker being a sniper is impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a laryngologist install a voice changer in me and a plastic surgeon install goggles and a sniper rifle on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Sniper" and respect my right to hoho and haha needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a ballistophobe and need to check your MMR privilege. Thank you.

Well done you dumb ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥, we can't queue Ranked now because you are afk. I hope you are happy with yourself.

Your parents hate you because you are the only child in the family that is black and both your parents are white. The End.

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Was your dad a king for a day? He must have been to make a princess like you!