Install Steam
login
|
language
简体中文 (Simplified Chinese)
繁體中文 (Traditional Chinese)
日本語 (Japanese)
한국어 (Korean)
ไทย (Thai)
Български (Bulgarian)
Čeština (Czech)
Dansk (Danish)
Deutsch (German)
Español - España (Spanish - Spain)
Español - Latinoamérica (Spanish - Latin America)
Ελληνικά (Greek)
Français (French)
Italiano (Italian)
Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
Magyar (Hungarian)
Nederlands (Dutch)
Norsk (Norwegian)
Polski (Polish)
Português (Portuguese - Portugal)
Português - Brasil (Portuguese - Brazil)
Română (Romanian)
Русский (Russian)
Suomi (Finnish)
Svenska (Swedish)
Türkçe (Turkish)
Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
Українська (Ukrainian)
Report a translation problem
🌸 * 🐝 * 🌳 * 📘 * 👑 * 🌋 * 👔 * 🐊 * 🎁 * 🐟 * 🥒 * 🐠 * 👾 * 💗 * 😺 * ⛳
ㅤ* A policeman stops a woman and asks for her licence.
"Madam", he says, "It says here that you should be wearing glasses."
"Well", replies the woman, "I have contacts."
"Listen, love", says the copper, "I don't care who you know; You're nicked!"
ㅤ* I'm definitely not in Omaha!
ㅤ* Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning.
👳 * 🍆 * 👹 * 👽 * 🌳 * 📕 * 💙 * 👃 * 👑 * 🍧 * 🐛 * 🏓 * 🌏 * 🎍 * 👃 * 🚗
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ lol!