Ladies and gentlemen, friends, and fellow traders,

Today, we gather here not to mourn a loss, but to honor the legend that was Jebediah’s MAC-10 | Whitefish—a gun that was more than just pixels on a screen, more than just an item in a digital inventory. It was a symbol of his untamed spirit, his impeccable taste in skins, and his undying love for the world of trade.

The 72nd Highest Float. That, my friends, was not just a number. It was a rare gem in the vast ocean of skins. It was an achievement that demanded respect. The Whitefish, with its unique charm, was never just a gun—it was a statement. When Jebediah held it in his hands, he wasn't just playing a game. No, he was wielding the power of the marketplace, the sophistication of a collector, and the precision of a true enthusiast. The float? Low. The wear? Minimal. The condition? Pristine. That gun represented not just a status, but a legacy that many can only dream of owning.

But then, in a tragic twist of fate, tragedy struck. Jebediah, in a moment of... well, let’s call it a lapse in judgment, made the deal that no one saw coming. A trade, my friends, a trade that will go down in infamy. A move that was as disastrous as it was unexpected. The 72nd highest float MAC-10 | Whitefish slipped through his fingers, lost to the cruel whims of a bad trade.

In that moment, as the trade confirmation screen flashed before him, I imagine the crushing weight of realization setting in. The very thing that was once his pride, his joy, his treasure—gone. It was a loss not just of value, but of potential, of future trades, of hope. A trade that will haunt his dreams for many nights to come.

Yet, even as we stand here today, in the shadow of this monumental mistake, we must not forget the legacy Jebediah built. He was no stranger to the highs and lows of the marketplace. He knew the volatility, the thrill, the very essence of the trade. And while this moment may sting, it is merely a chapter in his ongoing saga. A story of triumphs, losses, and, above all, resilience.

We must remember that a single bad trade does not define a man. It’s the thousands of trades that came before, the countless hours spent analyzing floats, hunting for that perfect skin, and forging relationships with other traders that tell the true story. Jebediah was always striving to be the best, always reaching for that elusive perfection. And in this case, he reached for the stars... only to miss.

But even in this loss, there is hope. For a trader never truly loses. No, he learns. Jebediah will rise from the ashes of this catastrophic trade, stronger, wiser, and more determined than ever. For those who know him, this is not the end of his story—this is merely the fuel for the fire that will drive him to even greater heights.

So let us raise our virtual glasses to the MAC-10 | Whitefish, the 72nd highest float—may its memory live on, not just as a symbol of what was lost, but as a reminder that every trade, good or bad, is part of the journey.

Rest in peace, dear Whitefish. You were cherished, you were loved, and you will never be forgotten.

And as for Jebediah... we know the next trade will be the one that makes up for this one. Because legends always come back.

To the Whitefish. And to Jebediah, who shall rise again.