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1 person found this review helpful
0.4 hrs on record
L game
Posted 28 February, 2023.
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3 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
2.2 hrs on record
I didn't actually receive this game for free, I purchased it for myself from my other account as it had some money in the steam wallet that this account didn't. This review was written not considering the insane 15 GBP price tag for this lousy excuse of a game.

So much wrong with this game I don't know where to start...

Firstly, It's actually a joke that people consider this game to be as difficult as the Dark Souls series - it's no way near as difficult. Most of the bosses have the same ranged attacks (just some dumb orbs you shoot down or can easily evade by dodging) just with different colours. The melee attacks are all easily to counter, just parry when you see a flashing white light on the enemy weapon or when you hear a sound. The poor mechanics is where the difficulty is at - both, the dodging and parrying mechanics have stupid delays. Also, if killing the same boss reskined 10 times isn't tedious enough they decided to give the bosses multiple lives - probably just to make the game longer.

Speaking of making the game longer the cut scenes in this game are excruciatingly long. You literally have to stare at your character walk to another arena for at least 20 minutes while listening to a dumbass character wearing a rabbit head costume (The voice) go on and on about "escaping the prison." Not to mention at the end of the game when you're set free and The voice finally gets to meet his daughter he is still wearing that ridiculous rabbit head costume which makes the game seem even more absurd. If a bunny head wearing man isn't enough they decided to add The line. The line is depicted as this wise man that can control time. His battle theme is called: "WISDOWM of rage by Waveshaper." His appearance makes him look the complete opposite of wise: The man wears no clothes other than an orange cloth. He has a large grey afro and wears Red headphones that I can only imagine were inspired by Beats. You know you screwed up when a tortoise from a kid's movie looks much wiser than your character.

The plot of the game is extremely basic and very lousy. I can't understand how anyone would consider this game to be "story rich". It's literally just some prisoner that wants to escape and has to fight off the jailers to get to freedom. There is literally no depth to the story what so ever.

"The jailer is the key, kill him and you'll be free" seems like they were so gassed about the one cool sounding line from the game so they had to repeat it a billion times.

There's so much more to write about but I fear I'd die before I finish talking about all the negative aspects.

It's a no from me.
Posted 8 April, 2019. Last edited 8 April, 2019.
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8 people found this review helpful
20.3 hrs on record (6.7 hrs at review time)
Play more hours. Still an L game.
Posted 7 August, 2018. Last edited 28 February, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
111.4 hrs on record (100.5 hrs at review time)
Sad when you don't play a game not because you don't like it, but becasue you can't run it.. :(
Posted 20 January, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
84.9 hrs on record (70.7 hrs at review time)
DO NOT RECOMMEND.

The game is very boring, all you do is collect warframes.
Posted 23 June, 2016.
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10 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.1 hrs on record
I highly suggest you don't play this crappy game. Even the atmosphere feels bad
Posted 6 June, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
59.7 hrs on record (27.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Good game
Posted 25 August, 2014.
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