Recent reviews by Deng Xiaoping

Expected nothing, somehow i was still disappointed.

Breathtaking Story told through the eyes of a young Immigrant, accompanied by his Jewish-Orthodox-cat, searching for his pipe amidst political events throughout the late 70s to the early 2000s.
Watch these unlikely companions literally race to fame, using their newspaper-comic-strip to uncover the true origin of Christmas.

As his shirt did, Cliff Bleszinski Lawbreakers™ ,published by Nexon, does not say "cuck".
New and innovative features like Lootboxes and gender Neutral Toilets leave no place for people using such terms.

Cons
-Shooting an imp in the face with the super shotgun just triggers a stagger animation
-Low movement speed
-Hardcoded max of 16 alieve demons at any time

Pros
-Looks nice i guess
-Passable Level design

Now featuring Club Pengiun™'s word filter!

This Game makes me want to kill myself slightly more than usual. ( ^▽^)

Wanted the TF2 Hat, couldnt get it because the game didnt even let me start it.
For every third or second mouseclick in the launcher i got an error message and the launcher crashed. What makes it worse is that it was walways a diffrent one and i wasted 20 minutes of my time trying to resolve them.

Im pretty certain this game was programmed on a Macbook, found in a Applestores Trashcan, running windows vista, by a starving african child on crack that refused to programm for the evil terrorist organization that Vogster Entertainment is.

I hope you all burn in hell, yours sincerely.