FU*KING FISH, GROW LEGS, DRYLANDERS ARE SUPERIOR! EVER SEEN SPACE I DON'T THINK SO.

I pretended to be a girl in csgo competitive matchmaking. At first we just played csgo together, but we worked up to more. I even skyped dressed as a sexy woman "with poor connection" so the video would blur. After many seductive photos of my ass in my sisters underwear I convinced him I was the real deal. It took me 3 weeks to become his girlfriend.

Eventually I scammed this guy out of $600 because I convinced him I would come visit if he paid for the flight. I was lucky it paid off because i had spent nearly $200 on make up to pull off this con. He also gifted me over 20 games on steam.

11/10 would do again. It was actually a nice weekend when I flew to visit him and didn't even mind sucking ♥♥♥♥. We're looking to move in together in October.

yo john do be racist

+rep drew a 9mm on Papa John and demanded he apologize for saying the N-word

+rep ♥♥♥♥ game is INSANE

Never mind @SWED, I will happily play with you again at least I will be accused of cheating and not being trashed. ♥♥♥♥ YOU JOSH!