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12 of 28 (43%) achievements earned:
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Go Left

Move to the left.
Unlocked 20 May, 2018 @ 2:33am

Go Right

Move to the right.
Unlocked 20 May, 2018 @ 2:33am

Fire Inspector

Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. For safety.
Unlocked 24 Jun, 2018 @ 1:50am

Self Defence

Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2021 @ 10:58am

Swan Tamer

Make peace with a gaggle of swans. Their natural instinct is to kill.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2021 @ 10:59am

Clumsy

Die a lot of times in your nightmares.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2021 @ 11:14am

A Better John

Start taking responsibility for you actions.
Unlocked 13 Feb, 2021 @ 12:23pm

Always Finishes First

Good at video games. Terrible at sex.
Unlocked 22 Aug, 2019 @ 4:41am

Generous Lover

Finish last in a Party Mode game.
Unlocked 21 Sep, 2018 @ 11:13am

My Precious

Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.
Unlocked 24 Jul, 2023 @ 2:41am

Till Death Do Us

Have sex in the Date Night graveyard.
Unlocked 5 Jan, 2024 @ 10:57am

Autopaedicatio

Penetrate yourself in Traditional Mode.
Unlocked 20 Mar, 2021 @ 11:44am



Most Improved Tapulator

Learn how to literally just navigate the main menu.

Early Bird

Swallow every worm.

Sleep No More

Don't let sleeping dongs lie.

Bulking Gear

Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.

Paperwork

Submit your monthly physical report.

Popcorn Buffet

Eat a disgusting amount of popcorn.

Master Unlocker

Collect enough milk to fill the tank.

Couch Party

Have enough friends and enough controllers to play an 8 player game.

Spare Wheel

Be the only one locked out of an ouroborus.

The Perfect Partner

Marry yourself in Abstinence.

Magnetic Basshole

Win Lights Out in under five seconds.

Safety First

Everyone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles.

Fussy Lover

Save yourself for that special orgy.
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