Tokelau (/ˈtoʊkəlaʊ/ ⓘ; lit. 'north-northeast' or 'north wind';[7] known previously as the Union Islands, and, until 1976, known officially as the Tokelau Islands[8]) is a dependent territory of New Zealand in the southern Pacific Ocean. It consists of three tropical coral atolls: Atafu, Nukunonu, and Fakaofo. They have a combined land area of 10 km2 (4 sq mi). In addition to these three, Swains Island (Olohega), which forms part of the same archipelago, is the subject of an ongoing territorial dispute; it is currently administered by the United States as part of American Samoa. Tokelau lies north of the Samoan Islands, east of Tuvalu, south of the Phoenix Islands, southwest of the more distant Line Islands, and northwest of the Cook Islands.

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It’s NO 🚫 NUT 🥜 NOVEMBER 🗓! You 👉🏼 know 🧠 what that means 👅! ABSOLUTELY🙅🏼‍♀ NO🚫 NUT🥜🍆💦! DO NOT 🙅🏼‍♀ BE TEMPTED🥴🤤BY THE ASS🍑 AND TITTIES 🍈🍈 YOU SEE 👁 STAY ✋🏼 STRONG 💪🏼 GAMERS 🎮

WARNING!!!!DON'T ERP WITH THIS PERSON!!!!
we were having sex (Second Life) online and flirt for many hours,,time pass and we get taken down ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and i pulle out my penis (5.5 inche) but then this girl (???) also take out ♥♥♥♥

GIRLS DO NOT ♥♥♥♥, this guy CHEAT and TRICK ERP (stupid futa fetish)

Don't say boob without the last b. Scariest ♥♥♥♥ ever

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Natuurlijk, fouten gebeuren. Maar alleen in uiterst zeldzame omstandigheden zal ik iemands moeder ontneuken. Als je graag een ontneuk-aanvraag wilt insturen, stuur me dan een privébericht waarin je uitlegt wat ik fout heb gedaan. Ik reageer altijd binnen enkele minuten op PM's. Houd er echter wel rekening mee dat meer dan 99,9% van de ontneuk-aanvragen worden afgewezen, en de jouwe is waarschijnlijk geen uitzondering.


Hoe kan ik dit in de toekomst voorkomen?

Accepteer dat ik je moeder heb geneukt en ga verder met je leven. Maar leer van deze fout: je gedrag wordt niet getolereerd. Ik zal je moeder blijven neuken tot je je gedrag verbetert. Onthoud: dat je moeder niet geneukt word is een privilege, geen recht.

Ik heb net je moeder geneukt


FAQ
Wat betekent dit?

Het aantal keren dat ik seks heb gehad met je moeder is met één toegenomen.


Waarom heb je dit gedaan?

Er zijn verschillende redenen waarom ik je moeder kan neuken. Deze omvatten, maar zijn niet beperkt tot:


-Onbeleefdheid tegen mij,


-Onbeleefd zijn tegen anderen,


-Het niet eens met mijn mening.


Word ik ook geneukt?

Nee nog niet. Maar je moet je in de toekomst stoppen met het doen van deze dingen. Anders ben ik genoodzaakt jou ook te neuken, waardoor je misschien je maagdelijkheid verliest.

Schrodinger's Blowjob -- Imagine you're blindfolded and you're getting the best raw pornstar-grade blowjob in the entire universe. The catch is, however, that you'll never figure out who's giving you that god-tier awesome schmosome sloppy toppy unless you take the blindfold off. It could be anybody, Ariana Grande, Ben Shapiro, Harold from the 7-11 near my house, or even your uncle's neighbour's fireman's cat. Now the question is: would you take off the blindfold and find out who the person/thing behind the stupendous jimmy-nibbler is and risk permanently scarring yourself, or would you keep the blindfold on and continue having your knob slobbed till your spirit hits the sky?

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Better luck next time. I'd rather watch 5 Mr Bean movies than read that sh$t again......

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i’m breaking up with you. it’s not you, you were poggers. it’s me, i’m omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i’ve just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it’s time to end it, no kappa.

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😨EVACUATE 🏃‍♂️ THE FACILITY 🏙 IMMEDIATELY ‼

If the universe is so big, than why wont it fight me?

i am NOT a simp, i don't respect women, i hate women, i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ despise women, i beat my wife daily, the only reason i married my wife is because of a bet with my MALE friend that i wouldn't marry one of them vile creatures, so your stupid internet comment calling me a "simp" is incorrect, not today will you embarrass me for something that is untrue, good day young gentleman, good DAY

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h-hewwo...owunce of weed pwease >///< arigato... dealer-kun puts weedie-chan in bong and inhales waaah!! (╯✧▽✧)╯ daisuki cannabis desu~! (^ ω ) uwaaa! weedie-chan i feel so kimochi!!(〃°ω°〃) hehe~ ur deep inside me now x3 weedie-chans drug ♥♥♥♥♥ is so good! (ﾉ´ з )ノ everything is daijobu ! n-nani??(O_O;) eehh munchie-sama is over now... (´• ω •)ﾉ devours pocky and left over cummies uwaaa~ daisuki cannabis ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ =w=

If you're farting too much you can plug your ass with your microphone

May i, a woman respecting and feminist- supportive male, see at least one breast from you my queen? I do not mean to come on as an improper male, and if this request disturbs you, please make me aware.

B - please R - send U - help H - my M - dad O - is M - beating E - my N - mom T - :(

Gentlemen, it is no nut November. I have planted several snipers on each of your positions, watching your every move for the rest of November. If it’s reported to see any of you have nutted, you will immediately be executed. This month goes by near-death rules, so if you get near-nut, you get bonus points.

You've just finished nutting to "Step sister bangs step bro while mom is home part 3" and then once the actors are done, they just look at the camera and say "This video was brought to you by NordVPN. Tired of your internet provider being able to see your darkest secrets? Well with NordVPN, you can choose to be anywhere! You can go to Antarctica, The US, in the arms of a girl who loves you so you don't have you sit there masturbating everyday! Use code PHUB for 15% off at checkout!" and you're sat there, staring into space wondering if your IP really can see the porn you watch so you decide to buy NordVPN.

Why, yes, I am R.A.C.I.S.T:

Respect my friend's different beliefs

Adore the little quirks in their traditions

Care for my friends, no matter their skin color

Inform myself on what taboos I should never break

Smile when they speak their native tongues

The French must be purged from the Earth

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Ummm..! Why can girls NOT have boners? If MAN can have BONER why can girls NOT have BONER!! I THOUGHT THIS WORLD WAS ABOUT EQUAL RIGHTS THIS IS FREAKING STUPID!?!?!? #GirlyBonerz

Ok look, peeing with a boner is NOT hard despite what nearly every male says. Its literally easier than peeing without one. Imagine you have a water gun. Is it easier to aim it when its normal or when the plastic has been melted down to the point where its floppy and uncontrollable? Definitely when its normal because its stiff and aims in one direction, like a boner. And if that isnt enough, you can literally just hold it with your hand, dont ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ act like youre too scared to touch your ♥♥♥♥ while youre peeing because we all know two minutes ago you were rubbing it out to hentai. ♥♥♥♥ you. Also you still owe me 10 from last Saturday can you get me it tomorrow?

Girls with the Kim Possible ringtone give the best head. When she gets down on her knees and you hear that boop boop dee boop you know damn well she boutta sling some head. They can grab my little naked mole rat and put it in their pocket any day.

So, what's your favorite pokemon? ♥♥♥♥ YOU, NOBODY CARES BECAUSE IT SURE AS ♥♥♥♥ ISN'T AS AWESOME AS THIS HERE AGGRON Holy. Living. ♥♥♥♥ 180 BASE DEFENSE 10 RESISTANCE 794 POUNDS OF BRICK♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AMAZEMENT

Aggron is basically what you'd get if put steel-plating on a dinosaur. WHAT TRAINER WOULDN'T WANT A ♥♥♥♥ING STEEL-PLATED DINOSAUR?! Check this ♥♥♥♥ out: Aggron's not only steel type, but he's a rock type. Those are like the 2 most badass types in the game - this ♥♥♥♥'s tougher then diamonds. Diamonds are a girl's best friend? ♥♥♥♥ THAT ♥♥♥♥. Get your ♥♥♥♥♥ a Aggron for her birthday - she'll suck your ♥♥♥♥ on the spot, guaranteed.

Alright let's try this one more time... My name is Spider ♥♥♥♥♥... I got my powers after ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ a radio active spider-thot in the bathroom. And for the past 15 minutes... I've been the hood's number 1 hero I'm sure y'all know the rest I can stick to walls... Dodge child support... But instead of shooting webs I just shoot ♥♥♥♥♥♥ And no matter how many times I fall... Imma keep getting back up. Because I'm the one the only... Spider ♥♥♥♥♥

I am a true believer that cereal with water is better. The taste of milk conflicts with the taste of the cereal, whereas water does not. While still getting the same texture, water does not ruin the taste of cereal. My friends crucified me when I told them this...so for this reason I am coming here in search of others who share my beliefs of water being better than milk.

Challenge accepted

Hey guys I'm not gay, I play football. I accidentally clicked this thread because I thought my mouse was hovered over the hot girls thread. Well, since I'm here I had a question let's say hypothetically I had gay thoughts (lol yea right) and I found my close friend attractive (ew gross) and one day we had sex in the back of my car after football practice (I would puke...the only thing I bang is chicks with big tits you know what I'm saying lol) but we didn't kiss. Would that be gay? We were wasted and while we were banging we kept calling each other %%%s. It's almost like a parody of when we bang chicks (remember this didn't happen). So that wouldn't make me gay right? Just a jokester?

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9/11 only gets a day for mourning while gays get a ’pride’ month because homosexuality is a bigger tragedy.

After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest. Then to school to take his Kanye Test. He forgot to brush his teeth. Did he run out of Kanye Crest? His neighbor stole it, what a Kanye Pest.

If my girlfriend 👱🏻‍♀️💋💋 and my cousin 🍑🙈 both me drowning 💦💦and I can only save one 😫 you can catch me saying yeehaw 🤠 because they the same person 😏🤪

There was this friend of mine who complained about so many pimples🔸 on her face🤢. Me being a good person 😇 decided to help. So one day she was walking on the road, i threw acid on her face, I didn't want her to be thankful to me rest of her life so I wore a mask 🤡. Now she doesn't have a single pimple on her face all thanks to me 🙅 (don't tell her tho, i want this to be secret 👼)

May you never find any tangible success in life. When you die let it not be a miserable death, for a miserable death still merits note and draws forth sentiment from the observer, but an unremarkable and mediocre one. May your life be forgotten the moment you've stopped living it. We are all but grains of sand in the hourglass of time, may your grain be particularly small so as to be interceptible. May your existence be so mundane that the only one who remarks its passing is the one who passes.

Yesterday, during our scheduled Furry Hour, my 7 year old refused to be cooperative right from the start. Eventually he threw a tantrum, telling me "I don't want to learn about furries anymore, This is stupid. I wish I could go to school like all the other kids."

Needless to say, I was devastated. I tried to tell him that the reason I homeschooled him is because the public school system does not respect our beliefs and practices. I reminded him of the time his first-grade teacher called child services because I barked at her during our parent-teacher conference. He didn't want to hear any of it though, so I just left him alone to do a Math worksheet.

I haven't talked to him today yet, and I'm trying to not be upset at him, but it's so hard. Please, have any of your children gone through this phase with homeschooling, and if so how did you handle it?

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Alright ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, here's where you done goofed. As a hetero white male, im allowed to like titties. If I see a nice pair of milk bags, I'm gonna beat my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ meat and that's my right. Not a single poorly typed comment from your BlackBerry BitchBoy® is gonna change my mind. If you think you can stop me from admiring the true beauty of possibly the most essential feature on a female, that's where you're wrong. This ain't got nothing to do with pedophilia, the only thing I want to do with babies is being them. Little ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ suck titties and ♥♥♥♥ their pants all day. Lucky bastards. Either way, enjoy beating your micro meat to SJW tumble posts, shooting your crusty load all over your brand new velvet lined fedora, cuckboy. Have fun in the virgin islands.

How would I mess with people if I were a billionaire?

I'd go to generic restaurants, give my waiter/waitress 100 dollars to send a glass of milk with ice in it to a specific table. The 100 dollars would be to keep quiet about who sent the milk. I would do this several more times to the same table until they got visibly upset. No waiter in the world would stop sending ice milks, especially after I raise the offer to 500 dollars. If I were a waiter I would gladly keep putting glasses of milk with ice in on someone's table even if they were screaming in my face if I made 500 bucks each time. So yeah, I would do ice milk, instant classic

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