Recent reviews by Big Booty Skulldog

whoever can pull me out of apotheosis shall be crowned king arthur

i be whitening my knuckle till i rebar jump

im nubbying it oohhh im nubbying it

you guys think hornet's feet are sore from running around so much
do you think she'd moan if you gave them a nice deep massage

if hollow knight was woke it would have a doomed gay romance between two warriors, a questline where you help a grieving lesbian, a non-binary protagonist and a strong female fighter that would be getting a sequel based off of her

thankfully, this game is not woke at all and zote will save hallownest with his chad shrigma energy

10/10 game

i need tasque manager to snake her electric whip up my rectum and through my intestines and then turn it on until im fried and spewing my goo everywhere and she laughs at how pathetic i am

10/10 game

buy my horse ♥♥♥ meth

8/10

you cannot marry coraline, thus this game is unplayable
the farming is still fun though

8/10

great visual art style and concept, i love pondering my orb and practicing shadow magic on poor unsuspecting druids
game is way too buggy and it is incredibly easy to get softlocked and be forced to restart your entire playthrough from the beginning which is incredibly frustrating
considering the lack of updates and the developer's lack of engagement, it is safe to say that these issues will never be fixed

unity slop

10/10