Well hello there! You might be thinking who is this guy? Why is he so awesome?
Well people, you will have to relax, I am only Gabe Newell.
THE REAL GABE NEWELL????''?!?!
No, I am just a sad boy from Nigeria who needs your help to transport 300 Killograms of gold. All I need is your address and a karambit to start things going!