Recent reviews by jane aneurysm

the idea of springtrap brought me in a year ago and now the promise of springtrap brings me in once again

its very interesting to look back and see what games were like before developers discovered how to make them fun

my friend watches me drop a statue and lose $3000. we both freeze. I hit the keybind for the sad expression and slowly turn towards him. he presses the angry keybind and shoots me. peak cinema

"I sure hope this fifth pantheon is easy"
"♥♥♥♥ YOU" said the ♥♥♥♥ you moth, straights up grabbing me and Ą̵̹̩̥̺͋͑̋͜͜Ã̶̢̛̻̩̭̭̟̯͍̝̮̺̇͂̔̉̌͗͒͆͂̋͜͝͠A̷̢͖̩̜͗̇̎̊̅̌͛̉̈̽̐̃͝͝Ą̸̛͒͂̈͊̈́̕͝A̸̢̨̰̻͚̰͈̪͙̠͙̣̞̲̬͊Ą̶̮̻̜̤͕͖̕Ą̴̡̪̠͖̖̤̖̙͉̟̳͋́̌̂̾͊̓̍͗̄͜͝͠Ẫ̶̘̝̼̖͉͑̉̍͗̀Ą̷̡̞̠̞̬̹̫̙̱̹̫̜̰̒̓̇͑̉̏̋̊͊͘ͅÀ̸̡̛̳͖͊̇̀͑͜͝A̸̧͓͈̟̯̝̩̠̝̺͎̟̹̽̏̕Ą̶͎͕͕̝͉̩͔̘̭̪̲̉̊̂͊͜Ǎ̴̧̲̻̲͖͔̰͌͆̈̋̒͛͆̃̏͠Ả̶̼̼́̃̚A̷̧̨̧̘̲͛̾͒́̉̈̆̑́̎̄͋̆͠

if youre gonna make me hold forward with little to no interactions every 3 minutes while also making only 3-4 choices matter just make a movie

fine it was a good game. don't buy it for the friends pass- it doesn't work, don't buy it full price- it's not THAT good

i was not responsible for the death of his character in the first hour i swear it

it did in fact hurt

not worth 70 dollars, no game in existence is worth 70 dollars, but this is a very well made and fun game i like it a lot. the campaign is actually really interesting because based on player decision and gameplay it can split into non-canon branches which are really funny. a lot of the time if you just blitz the villain you'll get the 'good ending' where the story just ends right there lmao

i love to hate the euphoric brothers

♥♥♥♥ i mightve been wrong