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Alison   Kilkenny, Kilkenny, Ireland
 
 
I be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on cows all day
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ownED 11 Apr, 2020 @ 7:12am 
I bought this game for the chickens, and was not disappointed. After exploring the countless lands the chickens have traveled far and wide, I realized their population was growing too large. The chickens had started to inhabit such horrid locations across the world, such as nuclear plants, and offices without cafeterias. I knew what had to be done. I bought a flip knife off of the steam market, and called PETA. I listened to In the Arms of an Angel in my Microsoft Professional Deluxe Gaming Chair 360 for about twelve hours with no response, so, I decided to take matters into my own hands. I loaded up de_nuke and started to put the chickens out of their misery. I cried harder that night than I have ever before.
ownED 11 Apr, 2020 @ 7:12am 
The next morning, with tears in my eyes, I loaded up Counter-Strike: Global Chicken, and I saw a new item waiting in my inventory. My Flip Knife had turned into a Flip Knife Slaughter. At that moment, I realized what a horrible thing I had done.
With my hand shaking, I navigated my mouse, and uninstalled Counter-Strike: Global Chicken.

I regret everything I have done. I am writing this to warn you about the chickens, and to let you know I have made a full recovery, and that I have started my new journey in Goat Simulator. Thank you, and farewell.
Itzzzyoung 24 Oct, 2019 @ 11:06pm 
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Caboose <3 2 May, 2018 @ 5:25pm 
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Amazing CSGO player. Kicked my ass!
Kristasaurus ♡ 6 Dec, 2015 @ 1:21pm 
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76561197962217149 24 Nov, 2015 @ 5:21pm 
Silver to Silver Elite Master.
By ownED
I started off playing Counter-Strike with Source for about 7 years then started playing GO. Now because I played source for so long I thought I would have the upper hand in GO and play very well, instead it turned out to be the opposite and I got stuck with the rank of lousy Silver 3. From Silver 3 I made it all the way up to Silver Elite Master, and also started to play on competitive teams in leagues and some local tournaments. I never thought my skill could be so improved that in less than a year I could have been where I am today. Because of this journey, people usually ask me how can they improve their INDIVIDUAL skill in CS:GO, or how they can improve their TEAM skill in CS:GO. In this guide I will be going over some tips and reviews on how to improve those skills and how to practice those skills so you can become a better player, and a more confident fragger.