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Party time

Bottle of booze drank quickly.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2017 @ 6:32am

Finnish wedding

Your traditional wedding condition.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2017 @ 6:32am

Rusting fast

Over 200km/h with Satsuma!
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2017 @ 5:39am

Full of crap

10 000 litres worth of crap. Good job!
Unlocked 18 Oct, 2017 @ 4:14am

Case solved

24 bottles of beer consumed!
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2017 @ 11:47am

Working man's Saturday

Time to relax.
Unlocked 21 Oct, 2017 @ 12:36pm

Golden steam

Enjoy the smell.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2017 @ 12:19pm

Dakar rally

You just keep on going.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2017 @ 3:54pm

Poor people go away

A real money man.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2017 @ 6:09am

You have a new friend!

He is drunk, so he must be a friend.
Unlocked 25 Apr, 2017 @ 10:51am

Pimped!

That really does it.
Unlocked 16 Sep, 2017 @ 10:23am

Responsible citizen

You got your car through inspection.
Unlocked 30 May, 2017 @ 5:48pm

Money well spent

Better luck next time.
Unlocked 30 May, 2017 @ 5:36pm

Welcome to Finland

You just experienced a Sauna.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2017 @ 10:54am

A true hillbilly

Shopping groceries with style!
Unlocked 27 Jun, 2017 @ 11:28am

An idiot

An idiot is definition of you.
Unlocked 16 Apr, 2017 @ 6:09am

Jackpot!

Maybe you should do Lotto too?
Unlocked 5 May, 2019 @ 2:43pm

Magic portal

Somehow you don't remember anything.
Unlocked 15 Apr, 2017 @ 6:32am

It runs!

Your car actually started, good job!
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2017 @ 12:40pm

Grand Theft Teimo

You little punk!
Unlocked 30 May, 2017 @ 9:20am

Ultimate survivor

Drinking your own piss like a pro.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2017 @ 1:29pm

And it is gone!

Say goodbye to your saves.
Unlocked 15 Sep, 2017 @ 12:30pm

I am coward

No permanent death for you.
Unlocked 14 Apr, 2017 @ 11:47am

Proud to be mortal

When I die, I die for good
Unlocked 19 Apr, 2017 @ 5:15am

Don't answer that call

Thunder called you and you got killed.
Unlocked 18 Sep, 2017 @ 5:37am

Jonne!

You are real Finnish Jonne.
Unlocked 17 Apr, 2017 @ 1:17pm

Finnish Summer

This is it. This is everything you ever need.
Unlocked 29 Apr, 2017 @ 3:18am

Yeast festival

Enjoy your home brew... delicious.
Unlocked 31 May, 2017 @ 11:45am

Total idiot & full idiot

Flipping off to a drunk driver.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2017 @ 5:26am

Greased rust

Drag Race time under 17 secs with Satsuma.
Unlocked 22 Apr, 2017 @ 8:24am

Mr. Kilju

Good batch of commercial deer piss.
Unlocked 31 May, 2017 @ 11:58am

Feel alive

Travelling over 90 km/h as a passenger of a drunk driver.
Unlocked 14 Oct, 2017 @ 5:28am

100 km

100 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 11 Oct, 2017 @ 11:53am

1000 km

1000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 11 Feb, 2021 @ 11:56pm

Can't stop smoking now...

You are so deeply addicted to smoking that it is just better keep on going.
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2017 @ 4:53am

Smoking kills

Do not smoke. At least while refueling...
Unlocked 22 Oct, 2017 @ 6:38am

Wow, look at that Chopin there

Played the first 13 notes of Ukko Nooa starting from C.
Unlocked 10 Jan, 2021 @ 3:57pm

Catch-A-Fish

You caught the rarest fish in the pond.
Unlocked 5 Jun, 2023 @ 6:06am

Grill master

Serve at least 20 dish.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 10:38pm

You reached 100 kg

Less than 100 kg person is weighed at maternity clinic.
Unlocked 3 May, 2019 @ 12:59pm

10000 km

10000 km driven with Satsuma.
Unlocked 5 May, 2019 @ 3:12pm

Granny's little helper

You are such a good boy!
Unlocked 25 Jan, 2021 @ 5:24am

Thank you for playing!

Seems like it is over now.
Unlocked 20 Jan, 2021 @ 3:52am

You have a computer!

Now play some games.
Unlocked 3 May, 2019 @ 12:32pm

Satsuma GT

You just restored the Satsuma into optional GT trim.
Unlocked 10 Nov, 2021 @ 4:02pm

True Peräjärvi Dalton!

Robbing a slot machine with style.
Unlocked 9 Sep, 2019 @ 2:34am

Bad Guy

You've done your time.
Unlocked 30 Jan, 2021 @ 11:57pm

Lottery winner

You won in a lottery. Rare treat for sure!
Unlocked 26 Jan, 2021 @ 3:35pm

Engine started!

You beat the menu. And that's it.
Unlocked 1 Jun, 2023 @ 5:27pm

Kela-Taxi

You served elderly person with style.
Unlocked 24 May, 2023 @ 7:21am

What a shock!

Too long walk to the toilet perhaps?
Unlocked 30 May, 2023 @ 6:56pm

1000 Strawberries!

Time well spent, huh?
Unlocked 31 May, 2023 @ 5:31pm



Thank you government

Crime is for poor people only.

Flying Finn

Top breed of racing drivers.

First loser

Coming second is just a first loser.

Sliding Swede

Coming after Flying Finns!

Finnish sisu!

Finish rally with major suspension damage.

Hannes Kolehmainen

Suvi-Sprint rally done on foot.

Darwin Award

Get a police breath analyzer test score of 3.5 per mil or more.

Methanol Man

You gained a new super power: Blindness!

Philosophy Master

Sometimes being a banker is enough.

Waving for victory

They failed to stop Johnny.

PTSD

Survived the Massacre with your pal Agent Orange.

Seek and you shall find

Found the Truth in Man of the World - World's Man.

Full stash

Successful crawl from the ditch to the store and back 14 times.

You are the wall

You defeated the ultimate Pasi and ended the invasion.

A cure for illness

You helped Mr. Rapula to get through the day.

Gauntlet survivor

Survived the Gauntlet for 20 days.

Aiming like a pro

Maybe find a woman next time.

My finger slipped

Achieve a time of 0.12 or under.

I am Santa Claus

Beat all 4 levels of Joulupukin Joulustressi.

Too much power, too little skill

Jerk in daddy's car.

Kahen kilon siika!

Common whitefish worth of 2 kilograms.

Kiddy champ

You won in a junior class!

Reetipokeri Master

Too bad this is not Las Vegas.

King of Tuning

You just purchased everything from the Tuning shop!