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Personal Achievements
 

New Kid On The Block

You have joined the KKK.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 7:55am

First Day in South Park

You completed your first day in South Park.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 8:57am

KKK Hero

You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 6:51am

Elven Hero

You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 6:52am

Nonconformist

You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 5:34am

Made This for You

You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 12:10am

Are We Cool?

You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 2:42pm

Parkeologist

You opened all of the garages in South Park.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 11:25am

Face Hoff

You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 4:49am

Irritable Bowels

You shat your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 7:51am

Two Girls, One Stick

You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 4:49am

Just Saying Hi

You've farted on every buddy in the game.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 3:52am

Outpatient

You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 4:49am

Perverted

You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 7:11am

Shutout

You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 2:50pm

Stay Down

You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 7:47am

Avenger

You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 9:01am

Poco Chinpoko

You collected 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 7 Mar @ 2:37pm

Chinpoko loco

You collected 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 11:49am

Daddy Issues

You befriended your father.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 7:16am

More Popular Than Jesus

You made friends with half of South Park.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 12:35pm

Junk Peddler

You sold 300 junk items.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 11:56am

Stick Savior

You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 4:50am

Ass of Fire

You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 12:58am

Canadian Handshake

You've farted on people 100 times.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 4:10am

Animal Cruelty

You've farted on animals 25 times.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 12:42am

Pulling Mud

In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 12:20am

Shopaholic

You have collected half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 5:39am

Too Far

You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 12:11am

Friends in Strange Places

You befriended both crab people and gnomes.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 3:33am

Weapon Proficiency

Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 9:00am

Skilled Defender

Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.
Unlocked 8 Mar @ 7:46am

You bastards!

You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.
Unlocked 15 Mar @ 12:32am

Mastery

You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.
Unlocked 14 Mar @ 3:55am

Make it Rain!

You've spent $500.
Unlocked 9 Mar @ 5:39am



Gingivitis

Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

Day Walker

You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

For the Hoarder

You completed the game without selling any items.

Truth to Power

You farted on four major authority figures.

Dog Whistle

You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dragon Wrath

You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

Re-Buttal

You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

Heisenberg

You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

No Child Left Behind

You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

Chinpokolypse

You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

More Popular Than John Lennon

Everyone in South Park is your friend.

Clothes Whore

You've collected all of the available costumes.

Full Arsenal

You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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