If you are reading this, I probably just one tapped you from range, shot you through a smoke, or prefired you and so you are probably checking my profile to see if I look like a hacker. Thank you for feeding my ego. Have a nice day, and please leave a comment.

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got sus-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the imposter of a game called among us

In West Skeld born and raised
In the medbay was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin', all cool
And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the engine

When a couple of crewmate who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my spaceship
I got in one little fight and my admin got scared
She said, "You're movin' with your sussy crewmate in among us"

I whistled for a crewmate and when it came near
The crewmate said, "sus" and it had dice in its head
If anything I could say that this crewmate was rare
But I thought "Nah, forget it, yo, holmes to among us"

I pulled up to the spaceship about seven or eight
And I yelled to the crewmate, "Yo sussy baka, smell ya later"
I looked at my spaceship
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the impostor of among us

A Bangledeshi 20 year old student was arrested after watching porn, stripping naked and attacking an attendant during a flight. In March 2018, shortly after the Malindo Air flight departed from Kuala Lumpur, the 20 year old started watching pornography on his laptop. As no one seemed to notice or call him out for it, the man began taking his clothes off. At the request of the cabin crew, the student put his clothes back on. But soon, he tried to hug female flight attendants.

Thank you for the Christmas warning good sir

stop posting about [DELTARUNE]! I'M TIRED OF SEEING IT! MY FRIENDS ON TIKTOK SEND ME [HOOH]! ON DISCORD IT'S [BANANA]. I WAS ON A SERVER, RIGHT? AND A L L THE CHANNELS WERE [NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG SHOT!] I SHOWED MY [BIG SHOT] TO MY GIRLFRIEND, AND THE [MMMMMM], I FLIPPED IT, AND SAID, "HEY BABE, WHEN THE [EXPLODING GLASS] HA! HA! [SPAMTON NEO THEME] {[NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A BIG SUS!] [THAT'S A BIT THAT'S A BIT THAT'S A BIT SUSSY!] x2} I LOOKED AT A TRASHCAN AND I SAID, "That's a bit SUSSY!" I LOOKED AT MY [HYPERLINK BLOCKED], I THINK OF THE [BBBBBBBIG SHOT], AND I GO "[BIG SHOT?] MORE LIKE [BIG] [SUS!!!]" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.