Who Am I?
I am the type of guy that cuts in front of you at Starbucks, orders some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing thats not even on the menu, argues with the person thats behind the counter for a little bit, then I end up getting her number because she has big ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ titties, then I order something, and I leave without the item or paying because ♥♥♥♥ Starbucks, I don't drink Starbucks ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, what would give you the idea that I would drink that ♥♥♥♥?!

-Beggars, Scammers, Phishers, Idiots
-Do not beg me to give you free games.
-No Private Profiles
-Do not trade with me unless if it is a fair one.
-Most important rule: Do not, and I repeat DO NOT, invite me to any random game, especially CSGO, any of this will result in a BLOCK!


I am here to have fun and talk to my friends, just send me a chat message and I will always reply and be here to talk to you all.

Online: When I am online, I am always ready and happy to talk.
In-Game: When I am in game, it will be slow to no replies.
Away: Probably masterbating somewhere.
Busy: Bothering my parents to buy me a non-existent island somewhere in Spain!
Snooze: Exiting Light, Entering Night, then off the Neverland!
Offline: All of the above.

My Awesome PC Specs
A 1984 Apple Mac 2 computer that will explode if I run PACMAN on it!