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Recent reviews by Lady S

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40 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
18.4 hrs on record (17.8 hrs at review time)
Stepping into BioShock Remastered is like donning a damp, vintage tuxedo and crash-landing at an underwater Gatsby party where everyone’s gone deliciously mad. Rapture, the art deco fever dream, is still dripping with charm, paranoia, and a surprising number of homicidal citizens who can’t seem to get enough of plasmid-powered fireworks.

Would I kindly? Absolutely.
Posted 29 June.
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36 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
35.0 hrs on record (29.1 hrs at review time)
This game is proof that rats are nature’s little sociopaths. Just when you think you’re safe, they pop out of nowhere and ruin everything.

Posted 22 June.
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47 people found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
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28.5 hrs on record
I booted this up expecting a cute little forest romp. Five minutes later, I’m emotionally attached to a child and being hunted by something that looks like a troll crossed with my sleep paralysis demon.

Visually? Gorgeous. Like a Studio Ghibli film fell into a vat of Scandinavian trauma.
Soundtrack? Haunting. Like lullabies sung by a ghost who regrets their life choices.
Gameplay? Mostly me running, hiding, and whispering “no no no nope nope nope” out loud.

The story is surprisingly touching. I left emotionally damaged but in a good way.
Posted 27 May.
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59 people found this review helpful
15 people found this review funny
142.6 hrs on record (133.2 hrs at review time)
If you’ve ever been personally victimised by an unclean driveway, this game is for you. If you’ve ever felt an inexplicable rage toward an unsanitary food truck, this game is for you. If you seek inner peace without the hassle of real-life chores, this game is your enlightenment.

Would I recommend it? Absolutely.
Posted 14 May.
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17 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
946.9 hrs on record (509.3 hrs at review time)
Colouring Pixels turns colouring into a soothing digital escape. Click, colour, and watch pixelated designs transform, one number at a time. With a variety of themes and a zero-stress vibe, it’s relaxation at its finest.

Whether you’re unwinding after a long day or just need something peaceful to focus on, this game delivers. Some might crave more variety, but with constant updates and expansions, there’s always a new masterpiece waiting.

For a satisfying blend of creativity and calm, Colouring Pixels is a perfect choice.
Posted 13 May.
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21 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
110.0 hrs on record (104.9 hrs at review time)
Assassin’s Creed Unity turns Paris into the ultimate playground—parkour, intrigue, and accidental bakery collisions included. Arno is part acrobat, part chaos agent, and multiplayer is pure synchronized mayhem.

9/10—would leap into a bread cart again.
Posted 12 May.
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26 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
4.3 hrs on record (4.0 hrs at review time)
I would actually like the game if it didn't crash constantly.
Posted 8 February.
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938 people found this review helpful
208 people found this review funny
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32.7 hrs on record (6.9 hrs at review time)
Wanna squish bugs!?
Join the mobile infantry today

Everyone fights. No one quits
If you don't do your job, I'll kill you myself

**Service guarantees citizenship**
Posted 23 February, 2024. Last edited 23 February, 2024.
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87 people found this review helpful
21 people found this review funny
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7.6 hrs on record
Pet the dog. Feed the dog. Hug the dog. Love the dog

And sometimes you run away from a Stage 5 witch who doesn't take no for an answer.
Posted 17 October, 2023.
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113 people found this review helpful
28 people found this review funny
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14.6 hrs on record (2.2 hrs at review time)
Everyone needs a Sissy in their life.
Embrace the crazy.
Posted 5 September, 2023.
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