Recent reviews by BlowitAllUp

♥♥♥♥ this game.

Some idiot was just as stupid as the other idiot who designed the far cry games and decided to make the camera shake excessively everytime you move. Motion sickness galore.

Best ARPG as of this review. I've been looking for something similar to Titan Quest but nothing has come close. Other games in the same genre made me bored ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ (Diablo 3, Torchlight, Path of Exile, etc.). Grim Dawn is the new standard. Two things I really love about the game is the rag doll physics and being able to combine two classes to make a new class.

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ horrible. Worst Resident Evil game thus far. It's like they hired a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ to direct this pos. Camera angles and mechanics ruin the experience and just takes away the fun. MASH the buttons and WIGGLE the sticks!!!

Resident Evil 5 is a masterpiece compared to this game. This one is just a mess. There was a snowmobile level where we would constantly glitch through the mountains and have to start over like a hundred times. They did NOT put any effort into making operating vehicles even a tiny bit enjoyable. Did I mention the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass forced camera angles?

The only thing I liked about this game is the giraffe getting a BJ.

Definitely a game worth trying even if you're not into the genre. This is an addicting turn-based rpg at its finest and is the only one of its kind recently. You do feel like the world's fate is in your hands and every high-rank squad member lost makes you feel like ♥♥♥♥.

Dark fantasy done right.

More like a prequel to Arkham Asylum, but with the world and gameplay of Arkham City. Detective mode is improved and electrocutioner gloves are fun. Boss fights are good compared to City. Play this if you want to enjoy a better Batman story out of the three, but don't go in expecting innovative gameplay or a strong multiplayer.

Tomb Raider managed to have me hooked from beginning to end which is a rare feat these days. Gameplay is so fluid and easy to control. The climbing mechanics are preserved from older tomb raider games along with added new ones. Weapons and skills are upgraded throughout the game. Story is great and environments are very diverse. Tressfx hair is impressive and taxing on lower end graphics cards, but can be turned off. Everything is eye candy, but Lara Croft is a feast. At least a 9.5/10.

Wayyyyyyy better than Mario Kart.

Spend over a hundred hours playing with a friend or about 50 by yourself. Either way this is a must play RPG and is something that Diablo 3 isn't, which is fun. If you're new to the genre, I recommend starting off with Diablo 3.

The only issue with this game is rubberbanding on newer computers since this was optimized for old hardware, the fun makes up for it though.