I'm the guy you hear about in safety briefs and also in your long powerpoint presentations. Don't be like me even though I'm more infamous than Wagner. I also don't like when you make EO complaints about my memes. So please don't do that either. Other than that this is Cpl Shmuck and I'll be leading you in your next period of Saftey Instructions, so sit back relax and dont nap because its gonna be long and boring.