Hi! My name is Rico Jurgen Putin Pierre Juan Billy-Bob Owens, but most people say that's a mouthful, and to them I say "fie." To, however, save the hassle of making people remember my full name, you may call me Josh. Mr. Monk also works. Aren't I a nice guy? Oh yeah, if you make a move on me while I'm sleeping, I'll have to alert the proper authorities, so just remember, I'm watching you. Well, assuming I wake up before things get steamy; no pun intended.