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12 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
5.5 hrs on record (3.9 hrs at review time)
Меня изнасиловал друг
Posted 30 November.
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111 people found this review helpful
13 people found this review funny
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23.8 hrs on record
---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☑ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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Posted 11 November.
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4 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
1.2 hrs on record
ЭТО КАКОЙ-ТО 3,14-ЗДЕЦ! МНЕ КАЗАЛОСЬ, ЧТО У МЕНЯ КОНЧЕННЫЕ МЫСЛИ, А АВТОР ВСЁ ПЕРЕПЛЮНУЛ И СЛОМАЛ МНЕ ПСИХИКУ В КВАДРАТЕ! СПАСИБО!!!!
Posted 11 November.
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231 people found this review helpful
78 people found this review funny
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28.4 hrs on record (28.4 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
говоришь правду - умираешь
говоришь ложь - умираешь
ничего не говоришь - умираешь
обвиняешь кого-то - умираешь
тебя кто-то обвиняет - умираешь
кладешь карту - умираешь
не кладёшь карту - умираешь

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Posted 21 October. Last edited 29 November.
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