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can be buggy at times, ↑→↓↓↓ usually fixes that.

i die i sad i go i, i back i plei i die i sad i go i come back i play i die i sad i dunno but then i go-back and go away and come and go and die and then i sad... all in all its tarkov w/fortnite N titanfall2 so yeh i die and i sad anyway.

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Let's talk about the gameplay, shall we? Ah, the joy of camping in a corner and waiting for someone to unknowingly walk into your trap. It's like playing hide-and-seek with a bunch of trigger-happy adults who take themselves way too seriously. And don't even get me started on the bullet sponge enemies Apparently, these terrorists have skin made of reinforced titanium, because it takes an entire arsenal to bring them down.

The maps in Rainbow Six Siege are a true work of art, if by "art" you mean a confusing mess that makes you question your sense of direction. It's like the developers thought, "Hey, let's make every room look exactly the same and throw in some random furniture for good measure." The result? A labyrinth of frustration and wasted grenades.

But wait, there's more! The matchmaking system is an absolute masterpiece of incompetence. It's as if the game actively tries to pair you with teammates who have never held a controller before. I mean, who needs teamwork and coordination when you can have a lone wolf running around like a headless chicken? It's a truly immersive experience, trying to communicate with players who only seem to know one word: "Reeeeeeload!"

And let's not forget the microtransactions, because what's a modern game without those, right? Rainbow Six Siege offers you a wide range of overpriced cosmetics that have absolutely zero impact on gameplay. Because who needs fair pricing and a sense of accomplishment when you can spend real money on a fancy skin for your gun that nobody will even notice?

But you know what, despite all its flaws, Rainbow Six Siege somehow manages to keep me coming back for more. Maybe it's the thrill of the occasional well-coordinated team, or the rare moments of satisfaction when you pull off a perfectly timed breach. Or maybe I just enjoy subjecting myself to hours of frustration for the sake of a few fleeting moments of joy. Ah, the masochistic gamer's paradise!

So there you have it, folks. Rainbow Six Siege, the epitome of average. If you're looking for a game that will make you question your life choices and test your patience to the limits, then this is the one for you. Just don't expect anything remarkable or groundbreaking. But hey, who needs that when you can settle for sarcastic mediocrity?

- Chat GPT