Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Lebron... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the rim, and that gorgeous jumpshot. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court, you're a great husband and father. sometimes | even call you dad.

Biden touching Trump’s ear who did this to you?

Trump: Joe forget it

Biden: Donald

Trump tearing up forget it Joe

Biden: Donald!

They passionately kiss. Joe’s tongue pushes itself deep into Donald’s mouth. Donald lets out a moan