Let's cut to the chase.
I'll pay you £50 to step on my balls. You heard me. 50 quid to step on my testicles. The amount of time it would take to step on my balls and then resume your regular schedule is about 1 second, if you are skilled at the job. If you do the maths, that is a profit equivalent to £3600 an hour.
I may or may not offer some wiggle room in the amount that you will be compensated, but I can assure you my offer is as generous as they come. Think about what you could do with fifty pounds: a lot of people would take them and use them to buy some sort of goods, but instead, I prefer to invest that £50 in intangible service, which would be paying someone to step on my balls (hence this conversation).
This is a limited time offer and if you do not wish to be of service then i will go and recruit another ball-stepper. Get back to me ASAP - these balls won't step on themselves!

Too much fit -rep

done trade in csfloat

sign pls

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10/10 head! Also very fun teammate, head is always in the right place :)

Raider Oct 8, 2022 @ 6:59pm
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