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sh 7 Jun @ 1:32am 
king henry can u sign my bra PLEASEEEE!!!!
sh 7 Jun @ 1:31am 
king henry get off ur tippy toes!!!!!!!!!!!
sh 22 May @ 1:02am 
yo chat girl walking alone 3am wyd
king henry 7 Mar @ 4:53am 
yeah im the real king henry
Rachael Foley 23 Feb @ 3:59am 
wow legend its u? C:
#FREEPALESTINE 27 Jan @ 11:35pm 
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dumb ♥♥♥♥, his dad should have used condom or his mother shoulda used contraceptive.
sh 9 Nov, 2023 @ 4:11am 
hey guys im installing my new bodykit on 2022 bmw 320i luxury edition!
sh 8 Nov, 2023 @ 6:12am 
本来以为他是个rapper没想到竟是个raper,freestyle现在只有style没有free。
sh 19 Oct, 2023 @ 7:36am 
obvious cheater. aim instantly goes to heads like black people do to chicken.
sh 28 Sep, 2023 @ 4:46am 
我会光明正大的为我们的祖国消灭他的祖宗十八代。
sh 20 Sep, 2023 @ 9:05pm 
兄弟们你们晚上凌晨3点看到一个女孩子,你会强奸她吗?
SomalianJew 3 Sep, 2023 @ 3:55am 
this fan can cool ur profile down ♥♥♥
sh 22 Apr, 2023 @ 11:15pm 
my steam account got unbanned today.
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sh 20 Apr, 2023 @ 8:17am 
My penis is so large I just cannot lug it around any longer. It is so insanely huge and has caused so many problems in my life. I cannot go to airports as they think I am sneaking something in. so everytime I go, I get groped as they try to take my penis off thinking its a bomb. I cannot pleasure women as they are so horrified at the sight of my ♥♥♥♥, that they immediately run away. My mother and father disowned me after seeing the length of my shaft. Not only is it extraordinarily long, it is just too thick. I cannot sexually relieve myself as my hands are just too small to masturbate.

My humongous ♥♥♥♥ has ruined my life. I resent God for cursing me with this large chunk of meat that just drags across the ground. Doctors tell my I will never be able to get a penis reduction as they would have nowhere to put the penis. It would just take up far too much room.
sh 20 Apr, 2023 @ 8:14am 
My ♥♥♥♥'s so injured it has a stench,

But it's still better than a stupid wench (ay)

Every slam make me wanna ♥♥♥,

My dogwater's so fine, it tastes like rum.
sh 20 Apr, 2023 @ 8:14am 
I slammed my penis in the car door,

It felt so good that I'm back for more (ay)

CBT is so much damn fun,

My ♥♥♥♥'ll be purple by the time I'm done.
sh 20 Apr, 2023 @ 8:11am 
OH 🙀 GOD 😇 FAPFAPFAPFAP ♥♥♥♥♥♥, HUHGHU, SNIIFF, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU I-I-IM COOOMING!!!!! IM 💘 COOMING, IM 👌 COOMING IM 💘 COOOMING IM 💘 COOOOOMING COOOOOOOOOOM, COOOMING, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, AHHAFHHAHUHG, COOOOOM, AW 🅱 ♥♥♥♥ 👉 ITS EVERYWHERE 🌎, COOOOOM, AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw 🙊 ♥♥♥♥ 🖕, aw 🅱 ♥♥♥♥ 👉👌🍆. oh 😳 jesus 🙏. ahhghhha, there you 👈 are, my slippery 💦🌊 white 🏳💅🏼 goo 💯 to the world 🌍, my son 🌞, my son...Well, it's time 🕐 to get 🉐 breakfast...well a little 👌 coom first 👆 wouldn't ❌ hurt 🤕.