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I would never eat whale sperm. That would be disgusting. I was, however, curious of the taste. After all, what man can honestly say he isn’t? In my curiosity I scooped up a dollop of the goo with my pointer finger, much as one would with whipped cream, and I gave it a lick. Oh my, I thought. I was immediately struck by the peculiar texture and saltiness of the nutrient rich mixture. It contained a plethora of flavors that I have never, and likely will never again, tasted. In order to more accurately asses the aromas present in the frothy gift, I took another sample. And another! And another yet again! I continued in this manner until I met my fill, yet I still do not think that I experienced everything that the whale’s gift had to offer. That was over six moths ago, and I have been thinking of that day ever since. So yes, take me at my word. That salty gift is indeed a nutrient rich largesse from our dear whale friends.

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