My wife thinks that i am in the Thick Of it.

I am 38M and my wife is 85M. I bought a screen for her, gave her a ring, a pen, and tried my best to be her king, but nothing seems to work. He says that I should talk tuah a another girl but I don't know why. She also says that I am in the Thick of it, whatever that means. She wants me to give her a crown and says that my money is his "bling". She gets into drama whenever I call her, or as she says, "ring". Can somebody help me? I feel like I'm the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ here. She wants me to give her "prime" and a lunch of ly? I don't know, can somebody help?

K-KITTEN-!! How could you... (I say, trying to control my inner Sigma.) Y-you promised to always be my skibidi! B-but... (My inner Sigma slowly comes out..) you.. YOU FANUM TAXED ME! YOU STOOD THERE LAUGHING AT MY SKIBIDI TOILET!! (my inner Sigma unleashes and I turn into an alpha wolf.) RAAAAAAHHH!!! NO ONE CAN SAVE YOU NOW, KITTEN!!! (I say skibidily.)

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