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"IM SLOWLY LEARNING LUA !!" - Zambie Farmary 2016

"IM SLOWLY LEARNING GLUA NOT LUA!!!" - Darkside 2016

"AT LEAST I DONT GO ON DISCHORD ON THE BUS" - NK | Spectrum

"/ME CHECKS PULSE" - DJ_Badboy_69

"I ONLY DO IT WITH MY SPOON" - NK | Spectrum

"I ONCE PUT THE MC DONALDS TRAY IN THE BIN" - Ryan

"AM I THE ONLY CHILD HERE" - siggystar

"MY TEAM DONT LISTEN " - Toxic

"ITS FRENCH SERVER " - Xstress

"IS THAT A SKY TV REMOTE IN YOUR POCKET" - Ryan

"OHH GOSH " - Thomas

"I fell asleep on the bus and Jamie took a photo of me" - Spectrum

"DO YOU THINK MR SHARKEY GETS UP AT 6 O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING AT NIGHT" - Ryan

"I WAS GOING TO SLAM MY HEAD ON THE TABLE" - Karolis

"HERE COMES THE CAVELRY" - Liam

"HAVE A GOOD WEB SITE " - Mrs Scullion

"PUT THAT ON MY DESKTOP (LIAM MOVES THE USB TO THE TEACHERS DESK)"- Liam

"IVE BEEN TO SINGAPORE CHINA" - NK | Spectrum

"IF YOU DONT RESPOND YOR AFK" - Declan

"WE ARE NOT HERE TO LISTEN TO TUNES " - MrMcCart

"Is someone looking for a ham baguette" - Sharon

"I'm stopping the service" - Sharon

"That's a big cheese burger" - Ann

"ALDI!!!" - Sharon

"VEGTABLE!!!" - Sharon

"ITS GOING TO BE SLOW TODAY (Sharon turns on the radio) " - Sharon

"THE CLOSER YOU GET TO ASIA THE MORE ASIAN IT GETS" - Torin

"Some times i feel like... Put my hands up in the Air" - DJ_Badboy_69

"IM GONNA WAKE UP AT 10 TO GO AND GET ICE CREAM AT 12" - Declan

"THERES SOME TENSION IN THE CHANNEL (EVEN THO THERE ISNT)" - Declan

"Those feels when you left your phone unlocked and had it in yoyr back pocket you bring yoyr phone back out to find a photo from long time back that you have now liked (Gun Emoji x2) yup life is challenging me" - @ChrisB3llUK

"Your not acting your age (Coming from a 17 year old with a mental age of 42)" - AlphaHunterAlex

"He likes them young and fresh (aimed at liam winters)" Torin

"DING DING DING ... DING DING DING" - 1<III_3# Deranking

"ONLY PROBLEM IS WHIT FIUL POMP" - Man from Gumtree

"Nice to see a picture of the box would be lovely TOO SEE THE PHONE INSIDE" - Kieran

"Nearly tall enough is not tall enough" - IMG MAN

"(REMEMBER TO DRINK PLENTY OF WATER) THERE IS ONLY ONE FOUNTIN" - Kieran

"Thats Class" - JacK

"What kind of fries do you have" - Liam

"(DoWnLoAd OuR ApP) Nah I'm alright m8 says Jack L - Drunk women in Chippy

"AHM PISSHED" - Drunk women in Chippy

"Thats how its done. (Que explosions)" Koz (Some random pro in a dota game)

"Introducing the REDMI NOTE 5 4+64GB THE CAMERA BEAST" - Mi Store

"Yeh. Very distracting boobs coming out of the bonnet. (Talking about the almighty nissan Juke)" - Kieran

"HELP MEH JANE AH CANT TAKE ANY MORE" - Murryfield Ice Skating Women

"BLACK JUST LIEK MEE" - Henry From TGI Fridays Dubai Mall

"JUST CUUM" - Declan

"IM NOT TALKIN TO MAH SELF AM A" - Mr.French

"Ah ad good fun doin tat" - Kieran

"Do not add me for (un)ban related subjects" - Declan

"Nawwww (New message) Nawwww" - Jack

"Usual 😴" - Jack

"Im doing the floss sitting down (Kieran: Thats discusting)" - Declan

"THATS GRU AWAY TEH COLLECT HIS MINIONS 🕵🏽" - Its a mystery who this is

"Let's play beer pong with a hard drive" - Kieran

"EGG FRIEND RICE!!!!!" - Declan

"Should i just i just" - Kieran

"Here, you really struggle with reading, I would get a tutor mate (Declan - ROIGHT, ROIGHT, ROIGHT)" - Jack

"Noob tim" - Gucci

"Ah want an ensuite so imma gonna turn mah sisters room into one. She can sleep in teh kitchen" - Declan

"HERE COMES THE BULLYING" - Declan

"Declan: Roight ladies get your hand bags away
Jack: Shutup declan your the only one with a fanny here" - MVP Jack

"ISIT NO A BIT STRANGE CUBES ARE JUST 8 SIDED SQUARES" - Kieran

"IM SO DRINK" - Declan

"Auto spell helps* - Declan

"WHAT DUCKING QUOTE LIST ? 🦆" - Declan

"God thought you could take a joke declan. Absolutely ragin.
Declan: I'm Greeting" Jack

"Do you want me to phone yer mum and get her to come and pick you up?" - Declan

"Kieran, Kieran, Kieran . . . Kieran, Kieran, Kieran . . . Kieran, Kieran,Kieran . . ." - Declan

"anycunt know who's blood this is ?" - Jack

"0 to 60 in yes" - Jack

"Ah a just put my foot in a bowl of cereal 🥣" - Jack

"Declan:*Exhales* Aaaaand im back.
YEET ON MY MEET: Did you wash your hands you dirty bastard." - YEET ON MY MEET

"Declan: Alright im going to try hard now
*Kieran scores a goal*
Kieran: Sorry declan was that you trying hard.
*Silence*" - Kieran

"Ah felt bad for the towel" - Declan

"Kieran: What does it taste like?
Jack: Like ass
Kieran: I must love ass" - KW/JL

"Christ kieran, Coco pops have went everywhere" - Jack

"*20:20Pm* Kieran: Good morning.
Uber Eats Guy: Its even sur*" - Kieran

"I'll try it the silly way. Proceeds to get a strike." - Jack

"Kieran: what's up
Jack: the sky" - Kieran / Jack

"I've got really wee fingers" - Jack

"Jack: Do you sound like a Kawasaki motor bike ??
Kieran: I don't know. Do i */roleplay Neeeeeoooooowwwww 🏍️*" - Performed by Jack and Kieran

"I'll be able to pish and pee at the same time now" - Jack

"Can I have . . . . (Pause) . . . . That please." - Kieran

"Declan: Should i put my blazer on ?
Kieran: No its got your St.Kents badge on it.
Declan: Ha!" - Declan

"So. . . . What egg poacher ya getting" - Jack

"Right I need to find these aliens I was told . . Oh there they are" - Kieran

"Rugby or pushups?" - Virgin Mega guy

"Declan: In through the noise, Out through the. . .
Kieran: Ass" - Mainly kieran

"I feel like having an argument" - Declan

"Calm down syndicate" - Jack

"AWWULLL RIGGHHTT ITS JUST GREY" - Lorenzo

"(Kieran Kicks gloves) No body saw that . . ." - Kieran

"I Just coughed up cough" - Lorenzo

"(Really dusty outside) that's why I turned on the double blinkers" - Mohammed . . . Uber driver

“Does anyone wanna watch some anime with me” - Brian

“Push right on the D stick” - Brian

"What you wantin for dinner...Calm down stop shoutin at me" - Brian

"Not really into capes, Nice poncho" - Cayde-6

"Watch out that BIG guy is quite BIG" - Jack

"Is it alright if Kieran comes? He can kick a ball but not very straight" - Declan

“Vauxhall dealership, The real sale now on
Kieran, Obiously it’s going to be a real sale it’s not going to be the fake sale.” - Kieran

“I can’t wait for GTA 6 and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 2” - Jack

“Feels weird having vibration on it makes your hands jiggle”- Jack

"Forgot it was no nut november . . . Think i failed" - Wilson

"Jack: Why do you come so fast. . . ?
Kieran: What you on about i always come fast" - Jack/Kieran

"I hit him in the face he bleeds alot" - Declan

"I have multi-thousands" - Harry the intellectual

"Im from scouse" - Jack

"Your like whoa whys there a ♥♥♥♥ in my face ?" - Jack

"Nah mate we dont do bum juice" - Jack
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