I know your biggest dream is to be like me, but you can never be me, because you are you. And that is enough, not great, but enough, thank you my friend

After a good game in CS, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

+rep. This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crossair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills.

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This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, game sense, crosshair placement, economy management, awp flicks, trigger discipline, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills.