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-- Gaspode the wonder dog
(Terry Pratchett, Moving Pictures)
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'If you sow dragons' teeth, you should get dragons. Not fighting skeletons. What did it say on the packet?'
'I don't know! The myth never said anything about them coming in a packet!'
'Should have said "Comes up Dragons" on the packet.'
(Interesting Times)
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Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't make eight cats pull a sled through
the snow.
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Norm: Gentlemen, start your taps.
-- Cheers, The Coach's Daughter
Coach: How's life treating you, Norm?
Norm: Like it caught me in bed with his wife.
-- Cheers, Any Friend of Diane's
Coach: How's life, Norm?
Norm: Not for the squeamish, Coach.
-- Cheers, Friends, Romans, and Accountants
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Go away! Stop bothering me with all your "compute this ... compute that"!
I'm taking a VAX-NAP.
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