OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i freaking love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anvone commenting in vour profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking your profile and have a wall of text commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you see so uninterested in me it freaking kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care so much about you so please im begging you to either love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave m'lady.

I don’t, for the record. I’m a woman. But in my dream I sort of just…grew a penis? And when it happened I wasn’t shocked or confused, it felt like, “oh it’s a penis day” the same way I’d react to getting my period or to other bodily functions related to the female cycle.

However I had apparently never tried masturbating with this penis before because I remember feeling like I wanted to try it for the first time. So I laid down on the bed and that’s what I did, I jerked off. I woke up before I could finish but it felt good.

Masturbatory dreams aren’t unusual for me, I usually have them rather than sex dreams involving another person. But typically in these dreams I have trouble finding a private place to do it, and I don’t have a penis. So it feels notable that the first time I have a dream where I can lay back and relax and do it without getting interrupted, I also happen to grow a freaking penis lmao.

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