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R. Kelly's Protege

Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
Ontgrendeld op 24 apr 2016 om 9:36

Duck Dynasty

Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
Ontgrendeld op 24 apr 2016 om 16:09

Here, Wilfred

Gained your first dog helper.
Ontgrendeld op 24 apr 2016 om 15:43

Chapelle's Show

Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Ontgrendeld op 24 apr 2016 om 17:08

Taxidermy with Chuck Testa

Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Ontgrendeld op 25 apr 2016 om 18:02

Michonne ain't got nothin' on me

Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
Ontgrendeld op 24 mei 2016 om 13:07

Someone's got a case of the Mondays!

Survived Monday.
Ontgrendeld op 24 apr 2016 om 9:51

C U Next Tuesday

Survived Tuesday.
Ontgrendeld op 24 apr 2016 om 17:51

OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!

Survived Wednesday.
Ontgrendeld op 25 apr 2016 om 17:48

It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays

Survived Thursday.
Ontgrendeld op 27 apr 2016 om 9:31

Workin' for the Weekend

Survived Friday.
Ontgrendeld op 30 apr 2016 om 21:01

Screw Bill Lumbergh!

Survived Saturday.
Ontgrendeld op 15 mei 2016 om 12:55

I swear, I thought it was a home fill

Exploded a nuclear bomb.
Ontgrendeld op 24 mei 2016 om 14:00

Cesar Millan is Very Happy

Mauled 30 people with your dog.
Ontgrendeld op 5 jun 2016 om 12:08

OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale

Roasted 30 people with fire.
Ontgrendeld op 30 apr 2016 om 20:32

Rebecca Black's Nightmare

Totaled 30 cars.
Ontgrendeld op 30 apr 2016 om 20:23

Hello, Newman

Kicked 30 dogs.
Ontgrendeld op 30 apr 2016 om 21:46

Darth Maul'd!

Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Ontgrendeld op 27 apr 2016 om 9:23

Reddit would be proud.

Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
Ontgrendeld op 30 apr 2016 om 20:22

Pussy on a Pedestal

Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
Ontgrendeld op 30 apr 2016 om 21:46

I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace

Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
Ontgrendeld op 25 apr 2016 om 17:21

Uncle T-Bag

Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
Ontgrendeld op 21 mrt 2020 om 2:40

Do you even Enzyte, bro?

Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
Ontgrendeld op 24 apr 2016 om 16:53

Running With Scissors

Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
Ontgrendeld op 25 apr 2016 om 16:48

Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!

Killed over 1,000 people.
Ontgrendeld op 24 mei 2016 om 12:24

And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree

Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
Ontgrendeld op 24 apr 2016 om 17:10

Lieberman is our Leader!

Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
Ontgrendeld op 24 apr 2016 om 9:11

Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.

Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
Ontgrendeld op 30 apr 2016 om 21:45

Can't Touch This

Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Ontgrendeld op 27 apr 2016 om 9:23

Fear and Loathing

Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
Ontgrendeld op 24 apr 2016 om 17:19

Señor Cornballer

Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Ontgrendeld op 30 apr 2016 om 21:37

GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!

Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
Ontgrendeld op 27 apr 2016 om 9:45

Rick Grimes 4 Life

Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
Ontgrendeld op 24 mei 2016 om 12:57

Anustart!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
Ontgrendeld op 20 mrt 2020 om 6:50

40 Year Old Virgin

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Ontgrendeld op 20 mrt 2020 om 6:50

CAN YOU DIG IT?!

Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
Ontgrendeld op 21 mrt 2020 om 2:34

Planet of the Apes: The Musical

Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Ontgrendeld op 7 nov 2020 om 13:35

Scientology Level: OT VIII

Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
Ontgrendeld op 7 nov 2020 om 13:35

Fur Sure!

Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
Ontgrendeld op 24 apr 2016 om 9:13

It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog

Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
Ontgrendeld op 24 apr 2016 om 15:43

Where's Mr. McGibblets?

Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
Ontgrendeld op 27 apr 2016 om 9:05

Finkle IS Einhorn!

Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
Ontgrendeld op 25 apr 2016 om 16:53

Anger Management With Roger Clemens

Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
Ontgrendeld op 27 apr 2016 om 9:43

Shiva Blast

"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Ontgrendeld op 15 mei 2016 om 12:10

Don't taze me, bro!

Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Ontgrendeld op 30 apr 2016 om 21:33

I Am Legend

Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
Ontgrendeld op 24 apr 2016 om 17:45

I should buy a boat

Read the newspaper every day.
Ontgrendeld op 27 apr 2016 om 9:33

Friend of Dorothy

Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
Ontgrendeld op 27 apr 2016 om 8:47

Officer McLovin'

Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
Ontgrendeld op 24 apr 2016 om 16:02

Paid the Piper

Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
Ontgrendeld op 24 apr 2016 om 17:55

Well, aren't YOU a badass

Kicked open a door.
Ontgrendeld op 24 apr 2016 om 14:54

I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you

Put out someone that's on fire.
Ontgrendeld op 24 apr 2016 om 16:29

It's sterile and I like the taste

Sucked down your own piss.
Ontgrendeld op 24 apr 2016 om 16:49

It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway

Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Ontgrendeld op 24 apr 2016 om 16:03

FAB-U-LOUS!

Wore all three outfits.
Ontgrendeld op 30 apr 2016 om 21:13

I don't need virgins for this

Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
Ontgrendeld op 24 apr 2016 om 17:45

A-Rod Who?

Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
Ontgrendeld op 30 apr 2016 om 19:56

Door Mat

Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
Ontgrendeld op 25 apr 2016 om 17:22

Chuck Norris'd!

Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
Ontgrendeld op 24 apr 2016 om 15:16

One time, at band camp...

Saved the marching band from explody death.
Ontgrendeld op 24 apr 2016 om 16:18

There's always money in the banana stand

Found the secret bank exit on Monday.
Ontgrendeld op 24 apr 2016 om 9:32

SCREW that game!

Found the hidden copy of POSTAL III and peed on it.
Ontgrendeld op 30 apr 2016 om 20:09

Found 'em faster than GWB

Discovered the hidden Taliban base.
Ontgrendeld op 25 apr 2016 om 18:10

Gotta pay the Troll Toll

Found one of the hidden underground sewers.
Ontgrendeld op 25 apr 2016 om 17:54

John Rambo'd!

Made a very long killing spree.
Ontgrendeld op 21 mrt 2020 om 3:30

Gary vs. The K. Man

Discovered the Gary vs. Krotchy arena during the Apocalypse.
Ontgrendeld op 30 apr 2016 om 20:52

You are not alone

Observed an NPC going POSTAL!
Ontgrendeld op 24 apr 2016 om 17:21

Thanks for the money!

Finished all seven days.
Ontgrendeld op 24 mei 2016 om 14:01

GABAGOOOOOL!

Reunited with an old friend.
Ontgrendeld op 4 jun 2016 om 16:05

Holocaust: Part Deux

Reunited with an old enemy.
Ontgrendeld op 5 jun 2016 om 12:35

Rain on your Wedding Day

Reunited with an old flame.
Ontgrendeld op 6 jun 2016 om 20:15

Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad

Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Ontgrendeld op 7 jun 2016 om 9:55

Better than POSTAL III

Rescued your loyal companion.
Ontgrendeld op 6 jun 2016 om 20:32

My Name is Jesus

Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
Ontgrendeld op 7 nov 2020 om 19:04

Harder than r/gonewild

Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.
Ontgrendeld op 6 jun 2016 om 20:32

Adderall4All

Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
Ontgrendeld op 7 nov 2020 om 20:07

Ape Gape

Escaped the Animal Control Center with all monkeys alive.
Ontgrendeld op 4 jun 2016 om 15:52

Dick Message

Wasted no time with the Wise Wang.
Ontgrendeld op 4 jun 2016 om 15:15

PooMasher

Bought the toilet paper instead of stealing it.
Ontgrendeld op 5 jun 2016 om 12:02

Hobo Sexual

Collected money for charity without stealing from Zack Ward.
Ontgrendeld op 6 jun 2016 om 19:33

Ginger Mint

Killed Zack Ward.
Ontgrendeld op 6 jun 2016 om 19:41

Ode to Eddings

Deactivated all of the Vend-A-Cure XJ-2 units.
Ontgrendeld op 7 jun 2016 om 8:52

Ladies Love Cake

Defeated your hateful ex-wife with delicious cake.
Ontgrendeld op 6 jun 2016 om 20:14

Rich on Reddit

Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
Ontgrendeld op 5 jun 2016 om 11:47

BioShocked

Spent $2000 on vending machines.
Ontgrendeld op 5 jun 2016 om 11:32

Gettin DP'd

Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Ontgrendeld op 4 jun 2016 om 15:43

You Snow Nothing John Blow

Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
Ontgrendeld op 6 jun 2016 om 19:30

RAFIBOMB!!!

Kicked 10 people in the balls.
Ontgrendeld op 30 apr 2016 om 20:37

I'm not even supposed to be here today!

Waited 13 real world years to see an in-game Easter egg. Thanks for sticking with us!
Ontgrendeld op 20 mrt 2020 om 4:22