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”(@ )’(@ )”“”“*|(@ )(@ )*****(@ ⊂(゚Д゚⊂⌒) NO KAWAII TRUCK NO!!!
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT EIGHT ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII ASS PEOPLE! IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN YOU’LL KNOW YOU'RE REALLY SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII IT'S SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ SUGOI PEOPLE WILL PISS THEIR PANTS AND ♥♥♥♥ BRICKS AND YOU WILL BE THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LORD OF THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ KAWAII! IF YOU BREAK THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CHAIN, YOU'LL BE CURSED WITH UNKAWAIINESS AND ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ FOR 9000 YEARS SO PASS IT; HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS KAWAI
╔╗╔╦══╦═╦═╦╗╔╗ ★ ★ ★
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║╔╗║╔╗║╔╣╔╩╗╔╝ ★ NEW YEAR ☆
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Yeah sure i'll do it.Just lemme practise for a bit
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Please? :c
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*Cleared 4 dungeons and stumble upon this dungeon*
Green Melon:What is this dungeon?A giant cupcake?
Green Melon:It's so long.Just look at it.
KawaiiPiss:What?Where?
Green Melon:That giant dildo thing
KawaiiPiss:Oh
Green Melon:Lets raid it
KawaiiPiss:Ok
*Green Melon found the front door entrance while KawaiiPiss doesn't where to get in*
KawaiiPiss:I can't find the entrance..
*Silences*
*KawaiiPiss blow the side of the long giant cupcake*
KawaiiPiss:Ok never mind.I blew in..
*Misheaerd*
Green Melon:YOU BLOW A ♥♥♥♥??
KawaiiPiss:NO NO NO NO.I CAN'T FIND THE ENTRANCE SO I 'BLEW IT'
Green Melon:No you don't blow up a ♥♥♥♥.There's already a hole for god sake.
*KawaiiPiss misunderstand Green Melon's sentence*
KawaiiPiss:No i don't give a blowjob (Said softly)
KawaiiPiss:Oh god this kid game is giving me an erection.
*Continueous laugters*
Green Melon:Lol what??
KawaiiPiss:ITS YOUR FAULT xD
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`/ | | \ / This shall decorate my profile for a while :3